I recently subscribed to SKY TV. They sent a man round to my house in order to set up the satellite.
Strange, I always thought it was a woman's job to do the dishes..
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Whats the best way to pull a fat bird?
A Tractor.
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Just saw the facebook group "Boys, make your own feckin sandwiches."
It seems some women are spending too much time on facebook and not enough time making sandwiches...
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Why do women have fewer accidents on the road than men?
Because they spend half their time driving on the pavement
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A man visits his friends after having a sex change.
"Did it hurt when they chopped your balls off?" the friend asked.
"Yeah, but it hurt more when they shrunk my brain and widened my gob."
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Women's rights
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question....feminists can't change anything!
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How do you know if a woman's going to say something intelligent?
When she begins it with "My husband once told me..."
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Because she was reverse parking.
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Sexism wouldn't exist if women were as intelligent as men.
Strange, I always thought it was a woman's job to do the dishes..
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Whats the best way to pull a fat bird?
A Tractor.
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Just saw the facebook group "Boys, make your own feckin sandwiches."
It seems some women are spending too much time on facebook and not enough time making sandwiches...
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Why do women have fewer accidents on the road than men?
Because they spend half their time driving on the pavement
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A man visits his friends after having a sex change.
"Did it hurt when they chopped your balls off?" the friend asked.
"Yeah, but it hurt more when they shrunk my brain and widened my gob."
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Women's rights
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question....feminists can't change anything!
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How do you know if a woman's going to say something intelligent?
When she begins it with "My husband once told me..."
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Because she was reverse parking.
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Sexism wouldn't exist if women were as intelligent as men.
