Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[Col5632]

Congrats, hopefully the end of all that running nonsense

I wish, I'll have another fitness test at the end of the process and maybe another 2 when and if I get to tulliallan

 

[Fubar]

Well I'm not putting it on fb but I thought I would let the awesome people of CC know that I done my written and physical police tests today and passed got my interview on the 19th Oct

Congratulations! Now get out and sort out all the nobbers in Dunfermline.


Please, Mr Officer...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Shocking nobbery by a cyclist today: on leaving the SECC, saw a cyclist bleeding, dazed, his front wheel all mangled up, he must have hit the low wall or railings near the river.
He had a crash with another cyclist, on the nearby path. The other, a woman, just left him.
He said she apologized profusely, but still, she could have waited for him to be picked up, he was shaking and pale!
A colleague and another passing cyclist lead the injured one to the SECC's first aid room, while I waited with the bike for his wife, she arrived in 5 minutes.
Hope he's ok.

 

[Fubar]

Shocking nobbery by a cyclist today: on leaving the SECC, saw a cyclist bleeding, dazed, his front wheel all mangled up, he must have hit the low wall or railings near the river.
He had a crash with another cyclist, on the nearby path. The other, a woman, just left him.
He said she apologized profusely, but still, she could have waited for him to be picked up, he was shaking and pale!
A colleague and another passing cyclist lead the injured one to the SECC's first aid room, while I waited with the bike for his wife, she arrived in 5 minutes.
Hope he's ok.

Shocking nobbery

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Shocking nobbery

Erm ... am I reading too much CC?

 

[Col5632]

Congratulations! Now get out and sort out all the nobbers in Dunfermline.


Please, Mr Officer...

I don't think they can ever be sorted lol

 

[Scoosh]

Erm ... am I reading too much CC?

Yeah - probably …

 

[Scoosh]

I don't think they can ever be sorted lol

"… until I get on the Force".

 

[Fubar]

Erm ... am I reading too much CC?

 

[Col5632]

"… until I get on the Force".

Especially abuse against cyclists

 

[GBC]

Especially abuse against cyclists

...but still 'without fear or favour' of course......

 

[Col5632]

...but still 'without fear or favour' of course......

Of course

 

[Scoosh]

Of course

… but until then …

 

[GBC]

Of course

Great, I think you will make an excellent Constable then

 

[Louch]

Have you decided yet if taxi driving, painting & decorating or giving driving lessons will be your second job yet colin?