Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[Col5632]

On an 200k Audax? Honestly you could bring me the bits of @Col5632's skull from the back of that Royal Mail truck and I'd probably give them a chew.

Where does pass you?? You don't have to be too specific if Chez Shoogly is a secret bunker with it's own underground MTB trails.

No skull there

 

[Pat "5mph"]

No skull there

I must refrain ....

Anyhoo, @Fubar on our tour you managed to get a change of fresh laundry delivered, now @ShooglyDougie is delivering you cake on an audax?

 

[Louch]

I really want to do that Peebles loop again @ShooglyDougie , even tho last time has me getting a 24 hour heart monitor being fitted Thursday lol

 

[Fubar]

I must refrain ....

Anyhoo, @Fubar on our tour you managed to get a change of fresh laundry delivered, now @ShooglyDougie is delivering you cake on an audax?

Friends in low places...

 

[Fubar]

I'm in Newtongrange, about 5/6 miles away from the b7007 where you will climb the granites. North Middleton is the village nearby, don't know your exact route but could meet you there or there about.

Climb?!? Granites?!? Can't be right, this Audax is pancake flat.

 

[Col5632]

Climb?!? Granites?!? Can't be right, this Audax is pancake flat.

Just a typical CC ride really

 

[ShooglyDougie]

Tis but a bump.

https://www.strava.com/segments/1158187

With a nice view though.

 

[ShooglyDougie]

I really want to do that Peebles loop again @ShooglyDougie , even tho last time has me getting a 24 hour heart monitor being fitted Thursday lol

Can be arranged! @Col5632 has a shiny new bike so could be a good wee trip to test it out/show it off (he should be safe I don't even think saw aa single lorry last time ).

 

[Edwardoka]

Can be arranged! @Col5632 has a shiny new bike so could be a good wee trip to test it out/show it off (he should be safe I don't even think saw aa single lorry last time ).

There are hedges though. And they're coming right for him!

 

[Col5632]

Can be arranged! @Col5632 has a shiny new bike so could be a good wee trip to test it out/show it off (he should be safe I don't even think saw aa single lorry last time ).

Never going to live this down eh?

 

[Scoosh]

Never going to live this down eh?

It'll soon be your role** on CC Ecosse rides - Traffic Enforcer … removing annoying traffic with a single head-butt !



**other role suggestions are welcome …
eg @Edwardoka - logistics manager esp bike maintenance
@Fubar - dance therapist (but that is really so last year )
@Pat "5mph" - well, where to start ? …

 

[Col5632]

It'll soon be your role on CC Ecosse rides - Traffic Enforcer … removing annoying traffic with a single head-butt !

I don't wish to head-butt anything ever again

 

[Edwardoka]

It'll soon be your role** on CC Ecosse rides - Traffic Enforcer … removing annoying traffic with a single head-butt !

**other role suggestions are welcome …
eg @Edwardoka - logistics manager esp bike maintenance

AHEM
I am Superdomestique and Emergency Navigator. Bike maintenance is not a thing I do.

 

[Louch]

Climb?!? Granites?!? Can't be right, this Audax is pancake flat.

its a hill in a loose term. I was able to lead us u at 9mph into a hellish wind.....more a flase flat

 

[Fubar]

AHEM
I am Superdomestique and Emergency Navigator. Bike maintenance is not a thing I do.

Ed's in charge of Motivation, Morale and Enthusiasm.