I'm American. Ask me anything.

[Yellow Fang]

you presumably mean Franklin D Roosevelt? They were 5th cousins.

Yes that's the fella.

 

[jay clock]

Or at all? Who is the patron saint of the USA?
Why do Americans like to quantify how much Irish or Scottish ancestry they have? But rarely English?

in any mention of England, it will generally be "gee, my great auntie came from England. Scilly Isles. You''ll probably know her since you come from Berwick upon Tweed?"

 

[Drago]

When will the federal government begin its secret Trump breeding programme, to allow Emperor Donald to impregnate thousands of porn stars and repopulate the country with a sexy master race?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

How do you shoot down boats?

 

[classic33]

Or at all? Who is the patron saint of the USA?
Why do Americans like to quantify how much Irish or Scottish ancestry they have? But rarely English?

Blessed Holy Mary of the Immaculate Conception.

 

[classic33]

How do you shoot down boats?

Gun(s) and or missile(s).

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Gun(s) and or missile(s).

But boats are already down these aren’t space ships!

 

[classic33]

But boats are already down these aren’t space ships!

You've not heard of flying boats, Catalina, Walrus or Sunderland?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You've not heard of flying boats, Catalina, Walrus or Sunderland?

Clearly I wasn’t referring to planes

 

[Drago]

I Emperor Donald wants to shoot down boats or sink aircraft he blume well can!

Personally I can't wait to see the footage when one of those little motor boats gets within CIWS range...

 

[figbat]

Blessed Holy Mary of the Immaculate Conception.

And what day do they celebrate that on then? What colour do they dye the Hudson?

 

[classic33]

And what day do they celebrate that on then? What colour do they dye the Hudson?

8th December. No mention of them dyeing the Hudson though.

 

[figbat]

8th December. No mention of them dyeing the Hudson though.

I assume that’s the saint’s day. Do they actually celebrate it though? Their own patron saint rather than one belonging to a different country?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I Emperor Donald wants to shoot down boats or sink aircraft he blume well can!

Personally I can't wait to see the footage when one of those little motor boats gets within CIWS range...

Or he could launch the yellow rubber duck limpet mines

 

[Drago]

Why are all other world leaders short and puny compared to the Donald? Even the mighty Putin looks a bit weedy compared to his Donaldness.