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anothersam

SMIDSMe
Location
Far East Sussex
Why are Americans either health freaks or weigh the same as a white dwarf star, no middle ground?

I’m in the middle, as are all my relatives. While it’s true that the plural of anecdote is not data, neither is colourful hyperbole.

View: https://youtu.be/DR8D50G2B9M

Some jokes are anecdotes, but not all anecdotes are jokes

What the fuggery buck is the zip in zip code?
Zone Improvement Plan
Did it improve anything?
It improved the delivery of mail to its intended destination, arguably the core mission of the US Postal Service, “Going Postal” being a sideshow. While Americans overwhelmingly live in houses and apartments which have proper street addresses, as opposed to the indulgent British practice of permitting house names (Postman Pat's training must've made The Knowledge for taxi drivers look like a pub quiz for toddlers), the sorting offices thrive on more data to crunch. Even the White House, which is hard to miss, has a number: 666 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, 20500.

BEFORE:
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With a population of 328 million spread out over 3.8 million square miles, every little helps.

Why is the tiniest collection of houses in the middle of nowhere referred to as a 'Town' or a 'City' ?
Because it sounds better, ‘villagers’ having negative connotations.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEcu7ysCoIY&t=0m49s

Why are towns all built in grids and very samey and boring, bit like Milton Keynes but without the cows?
According to North Beach Person on the City-Data.com forum, who I’m accepting as an authority on the subject, “Because many of the roads were originally game trails, migration routes for migratory animals or natives and tracks from farm to town. Those typically followed the easiest route from Point A to Point B.” But wait, davidv a few posts down appears even more authoritative: “The grid system in the United States is largely the product of Public Land Survey System that was used to divide the US Frontier into the township and range grid system starting with the Northwest Territories in the late 1700s/early 1800s….”

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Don't have a cow, Manhattan

Why is New Hampshire nothing like old Hampshire?
It’s the new world. And the red rosette goes to… the best Hampshire.

Why does steam come out of New York manhole covers?
The Morlocks live down there, and they’re angry.

How much bizarre autarkic rhetoric should we be tolerating at the moment?
It's something to chat about, for sure. Just not here. (Right wing source alert, for those mindful of confirmation bias.)

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When will we see President Schwarzenegger?
Never - he wasn't born in America. ;)

Indeed – even being allied with the Kennedy clan for as long as it took for Maria Shriver to see sense wasn’t enough to put Arnold on the fast track to the Oval.

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Which is the most beautiful part of the United States?

I would say purple mountain majesties, but that would be so much purple prose. In the eye of this beholder, quiet misty Ohio cornfields are beautiful. So is big sky country out west, and the geometry of NYC skyscrapers out east, even as the eddy whirlwinds at street level chill your bones in the winter. I took aesthetic pleasure in Jersey City across the Hudson River,

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widely regarded as a blemish rather than a beauty spot on one of the more joked about states (that would be New Jersey, and no, it's not appreciably better than old Jersey). Hawaii looks gorgeous. So does Alaska. Here’s a song written before both became stars:


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Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
Why is a gentle walk, stroll or ramble in the countryside always referred to as a 'hike' in America?
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Going off topic, fully functioning assault rifles aren't legal. They have to be modified for single-shot capability only, at which point they become SLR's and are no longer assault rifles.

in fact, this leads to a question for the American - Finland and Switzerland have some of the highest gun "ownership" in the world, as males of military age have to keep proper assault rifles and ammo at home, yet they have some of the lowest gun crime in the world. Why do Americans not buy lots of cuckoo clocks and Nokia mobile phones, and thus also enjoy low gun crime?

Somebody made the jibe that the Swiss are so law-abiding that if a Swiss man decides to commit a murder he won't use his army rifle as that's against the rules but would go out and buy another gun specially
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Why is Independence Day celebrated on the 4th July, when the "paperwork" declaring said indepenence wasn't signed until the 2nd of August the same year, 1776.
 

Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
Location
Reading
If you were driving on most right hand lane of an eight lane road and you wanted to turn left at the next junction, when should you start making your manoeuvre?
 

Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
Location
Reading
Why do you celebrate St Patrick's Day for a whole month?
 
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