Illicit activities in the bike shop - the Soap opera

[twentysix by twentyfive]

mr mechanic began to ring her bell saying

 

[Saluki]

I think that the lever needs a tweak

 

[welsh dragon]

Can you do it for me please, men are much better at tweaking in my opinion

 

[smokeysmoo]

So with his tool in his hand began to tweak her parts

 

[welsh dragon]

Oohhh she said sometime later, that is so much better now that

 

[The Jogger]

you've oiled my parts

 

[accountantpete]

but then gasped as she saw the minimum insertion mark on his

 

[smokeysmoo]

King Dick

 

[colly]

and reached, once again, for the wet lube

 

[smokeysmoo]

then she pouted seductively and whispered, "mickle me big boy"

 

[welsh dragon]

Show me just how well you can adjust my brakes cables

 

[andrewpreston]

...and I'll play with your air horn.

 

[smokeysmoo]

while you tweak my spoke nipples.........................

 

[welsh dragon]

can you also ring a ding ding my bell while your down there please Mister? she cried

 

[guitarpete247]

and I'll grease your bearings (I'd thought of another word but decided against it).