Illicit activities in the bike shop - the Soap opera

[welsh dragon]

To be available at all times

 

[colly]

for those awkward moments when you find friction in your big ring is getting

 

[welsh dragon]

very uncomfortable and very noisy

 

[roadrash]

so grease yer spindle

 

[Archie_tect]

she shouted, as her OH wandered down to the shed to fetch his

 

[welsh dragon]

very large panniers

 

[jay clock]

[new paragraph]
Svetlana had always wanted a bike mechanic who was able to

 

[welsh dragon]

adjust her spokes properly

 

[colly]

and make use of her large flanged hubs

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

but the mechanics always said they'd need to see the size of her nipples so....

 

[ScotiaLass]

being a good Catholic girl, she complied by...

 

[Andy_R]

telling him where to put the fork

 

[jayonabike]

And after 2 pages of double entendres he bent her over &

 

[cosmicbike]

slapped her on the back to remove the stubborn meatball on which she was choking

 

[ScotiaLass]

She was so grateful to him that she fell to her knees and...