Ill behaved brats in coffee shops and even pubs now FFS rant.

[Tim Hall]

I don't have any carrots, will a cauliflower do?

A spear of broccoli might be better. Healthy and threatening all in the same package.

 

[TVC]

I like the cut of your jib, however I prefer to stand up just as the offender approaches. If you time it right, they run into you flat out, they don't do it twice.

My comment about disembowling pre-school children who run about was quite clearly an attempt at the absurd to highlight over reaction. Your comment on the other hand about deliberately knocking children over sounds like something you might have actually done. Please tell me I'm wrong.

 

[John the Monkey]

A spear of broccoli might be better. Healthy and threatening all in the same package.

I like it. Perhaps you could accessorise with some asparagus in a bandolier.

 

[Mugshot]

My comment about disembowling pre-school children who run about was quite clearly an attempt at the absurd to highlight over reaction. Your comment on the other hand about deliberately knocking children over sounds like something you might have actually done. Please tell me I'm wrong.

Careful, Racing roadkill will put you on the naughty list!

 

[User482]

Careful, Racing roadkill will put you on the naughty list!

So he won't talk to you? I'm struggling to see a downside...

 

[Racing roadkill]

Is Iggy List related to Mr. Pop or Ms. Azalea?

Both, it's like a pop / mod rock soup.

 

[Racing roadkill]

Knuckleduster. It's often said that a cauliflower is more effective than a knuckleduster.

Raw cauliflower can be lethal in the right hands.

 

[Racing roadkill]

A spear of broccoli might be better. Healthy and threatening all in the same package.

And children don't like green vegetables, that's a fact. Green vegetables are like kryptonite to children, therefore a well aimed spear of broccoli should stop 'em.

 

[subaqua]

And children don't like green vegetables, that's a fact. Green vegetables are like kryptonite to children, therefore a well aimed spear of broccoli should stop 'em.

hmmm might have to see what my children actually are.

sprouts , Curly Kale, cabbage asparagus, brocolli. they love em all. eldest would eat a plate of sprouts and gravy ony if she could get away with it. apparently at the school christmas dinner this she ate the sprouts from all of those on the table. (12 people so close to 60 sprouts) she did pong a bit that evening

 

[User169]

Young mum in "well-behaved child" shocker...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-30980418

What a patronizing git!

 

[Tin Pot]

People who display their anger at children to mums, in public places, neither understand the causes not the cures of ill behaved children.

If they really want to help they should STFU for starters.

 

[Dan B]

People who display their anger at children to mums, in public places, neither understand the causes not the cures of ill behaved children.

If they really want to help they should STFU for starters.

It's always alarming when i find myself agreeing with Tin Pot

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

People who display their anger at children to mums, in public places, neither understand the causes not the cures of ill behaved children.

I have no wish to understand the causes of said behaviour, my sole wish is that the selfish parents stop inflicting their wretched offspring on me. I take an equally dim view of badly behaved dogs too.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I have no wish to understand the causes of said behaviour, my sole wish is that the selfish parents stop inflicting their wretched offspring on me. I take an equally dim view of badly behaved dogs too.

Excellent - we've got caravans in and now dogs.

Horses next.

 

[arch684]

I don't like children who sit in silence,they are usually planning their next move