Ill behaved brats in coffee shops and even pubs now FFS rant.

[Pro Tour Punditry]

[QUOTE 3498057, member: 9609"]Some of ours do too, it's a lovely smell isn't it. [/QUOTE]

I certainly know when the horse rugs are home to be washed - and that's before I enter the house...

 

[John the Monkey]

 

[Tin Pot]

I don't really like kids. Even when I was a kid I didn't particularly like them.

Kids are ok. It's all the adults I hold in contempt.

 

[TVC]

I have a perfect way of shutting up a little brat that is running around. As it runs past you grab it by the coller, get nose to nose with it and hiss 'If you don't fecking sit down and shut up I will slit your belly open and spread your guts across the carpet'. It is 100% effective, but there is always the do-gooding PC brigade who insist "That's not acceptable" and moan about me making a four year old cry.

 

[tyred]

If you can't beat them, join them and run around the restaurant too

 

[Racing roadkill]

I have a perfect way of shutting up a little brat that is running around. As it runs past you grab it by the coller, get nose to nose with it and hiss 'If you don't fecking sit down and shut up I will slit your belly open and spread your guts across the carpet'. It is 100% effective, but there is always the do-gooding PC brigade who insist "That's not acceptable" and moan about me making a four year old cry.

I like the cut of your jib, however I prefer to stand up just as the offender approaches. If you time it right, they run into you flat out, they don't do it twice.

 

[Racing roadkill]

If you can't beat them, join them and run around the restaurant too

That never occurred to me

 

[ianrauk]

Is this the let's hate children thread?

 

[TVC]

Is this the let's hate children thread?

Not exclusively, it's also the lets hate caravanners thread too.

 

[ianrauk]

Not exclusively, it's also the lets hate caravanners thread too.

Children in caravans?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Is this the let's hate children thread?

Judging by some of the replies, not just hate, but threaten and injure too.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Young mum in "well-behaved child" shocker...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-30980418

 

[Fab Foodie]

Young mum in "well-behaved child" shocker...

The carrot is mightier than the stick ....

 

[4F]

There I was enjoying a nice spot of coffee with the kids when some smelly, intolerant, nobber comes in looking like a power ranger and frightens the life out of them. It really spoilt my weekend away in the caravan.

 

[John the Monkey]

The carrot is mightier than the stick ....

If you get a really big carrot, and whack people with it, I guess?