If your bike could talk to you, what would it say?

[HLaB]

It had better be saying thankyou, I've just spent hours cleaning it particularly the chain. What ever had got to it since I cleaned it last week had set almost like cement.

 

[Abitrary]

Hello I am your bike. Please... I can see you're frightened. You have no need to fear me.

 

[Vikeonabike]

I'm sure there are rules about forced labour!

 

[Morrisette]

Please clean me PLEASE...

 

[Fnaar]

If you take me out, I'll let you fettle my bottom bracket

 

[just jim]

It is about me, actually, you selfish b*****d!

 

[yenrod]

> If your bike could talk to you, what would it say?

Use me, abuse me - ride me like the bitch i am: STUD !