If your bike could talk to you, what would it say?

[Kirstie]

stop being such a pussy and step on it!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Who the hell are you?

 

[fossyant]

When can I go off road again..it's been years.....?

Answer........ soon......

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Clean Me!!!!!!!

 

[Baggy]

You might think that gold chain suits me, but I feel cheap.

 

[HLaB]

Aggghh

 

[John the Monkey]

Mine would probably say "Ride me more, clean me more."

 

[johnnyh]

"stop eating baked beans!"

 

[Sittingduck]

Ouch!

 

[colly]

Oh for f***'s sake is that the best you can do?

 

[postman]

Do you fancy a threesome.You me and Bianchi.

 

[chris667]

....must....be.....oiled....

 

[mondobongo]

Push it, push it, harder harder, faster faster.

 

[Keith Oates]

Hey you, don't let a Campagnola pass us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Panter]

"Gerroff you fat barsteward"