If your bike could talk to you, what would it say?

[beanzontoast]

"stop eating baked beans!"

Haven't you heard of 'wind assisted'?

 

[dudi]

mine does talk....

Squeek Squeek Squeek Squeeek

 

[peanut]

Have you seen yourself from behind ?

 

[dibdab]

Can we go another way today please !

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Galaxy...I'm going as fast as I can lardarse

Bianchi... what's a girl got to do to get your attention big boy.

 

[Priscilla Parsley]

I"f you really loved me you would clean me," weep.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

<yawn> ... what do you want? I was asleep.

 

[Night Train]

Mine would say "But you left me for an older model!"

 

[gavintc]

'Get onto that wheel, don't leave a gap, work harder'

 

[tdr1nka]

'And where to now your Majesty?'

 

[oxbob]

Oh the shame! that east european refugee shoplifter with 2 bags of whisky on the bars of his apollo mtb is still behind us (this actually happened, i was giving it all i could on my kona knobbly averaging 17mph for a good 2 miles and this bloke drafted me knees to the armpit)

 

[alecstilleyedye]

"a lower gear might be better on this hill lard arse "

 

[GilesM]

yet another piss poor landing, if I wasn't so good at covering up your mistakes you'd spend alot of time in A&E.

 

[col]

No croggying please.

 

[tyred]

Lose weight, Fatso. I'm only light guage steel tube you know.