If I am missing in action tomorrow

[alicat]

I'll see you and raise you. A week ago, I finished a packet of cornflour marked Aug 2005. I am still alive (allegedly).

 

[Dayvo]

Good job that toilet paper doesn't have a 'best-before-date.'

 

[classic33]

I'll see you and raise you. A week ago, I finished a packet of cornflour marked Aug 2005. I am still alive (allegedly).

I've been eating the last of my Mars bars from 2004-2005.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Lol...
I looked after my mate's flat yrs ago.
He said eat whatever you want from the freezer..so I did..

Lamb chops ,they tasted odd but it was Iceland so I finished them..

2 yrs past the sell by..I was in the loo for quite a while ...bastid

 

[EltonFrog]

Lol...
I looked after my mate's flat yrs ago.
He said eat whatever you want from the freezer..so I did..

Lamb chops ,they tasted odd but it was Iceland so I finished them..

2 yrs past the sell by..I was in the loo for quite a while ...bastid

You remind me of time 30 years ago, I was decorating a blokes flat in Battersea whilst he went away, he said help yourself to anything in the fridge.

So I took the light bulb.

 

[classic33]

You remind me of time 30 years ago, I was decorating a blokes flat in Battersea whilst he went away, he said help yourself to anything in the fridge.

So I took the light bulb.

Taste nice?

 

[EltonFrog]

Taste nice?

No, but it was nice and light.

 

[biggs682]

Wow! I hope the end is swift and pain free.
Can I have some of your bikes please?

You will have to fight it out with my daughter as she has claimed the garage and it's contents when the day comes

Joking aside, you will be all right, dried foods last well more than the BB date.

It tasted ok when i had broken the solid lump up into powder

 

[Threevok]

Someone once gave me 4 cans of Albright Beer.

They'd stopped making it at least 10 years before

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Someone once gave me 4 cans of Albright Beer.

They'd stopped making it at least 10 years before

We have a bottle of port in the back of the kitchen cupboard, it was brought for our wedding reception 36 years ago and has never been opened.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Know your dates:

Sell by: meaningless. Helps shops with stock control.
Best before: might spoil a bit, go dry or lose it's flavour but is perfectly safe.
Use by: do not eat after this date OR YOU WILL DIE!!!

Nah that is the die by date. It is hidden in the bar code (not many know that)

 

[Globalti]

It's just maltodextrin with some flavourings, salt and a few tiny bits of dried vegetables and plenty of antioxidant, packed in sterile conditons. The worst that can happen is that it tastes a bit odd.

 

[MikeG]

It's just maltodextrin with some flavourings, salt and a few tiny bits of dried vegetables and plenty of antioxidant, packed in sterile conditons. The worst that can happen is that it tastes a bit odd.

Tell you what, how about sterilising it with boiling water. That should sort out any remnant issues.......

 

[Globalti]

Ha ha yes. Actually my climbing buddy and I discovered the calorific value of Cup-a-Soup on a 5 day walk along the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island. When you're carrying 5 days of food you need the lightest most compact possible and breakfasts and lunches are always a bit of a problem so we got into the habit of making up two sachets with well boiled water (to avoid beaver fever) every lunch time. Quite quickly we realised they gave us an instant energy boost and when we looked at the ingredients we understood why. SIS and all those energy drinks are the same stuff. If you fancy sweet, try Complan.

 

[postman]

, dried foods last well more than the BB date.

Well i never knew bottom brackets had a best by day on them,i'll tip the bike upside down and take a look at mine.