I am fairly confident that, if our Claudine ever met the obnoxious Gove, the verbing of nouns would be quite a way down the agenda....
It's a closer threat than you imagine - my mum lives in his constituency. I met the former MP, Michael 'Father of Bear' Grylls, and the nicest thing that I can think to say about him is that he was not MIchael Gove...