I spy with my little eye... 👀

[PeteXXX]

Umbilical cord, preserved in formaldehyde

 

[classic33]

No.
Closest answer two pages back.

 

[rikki]

Is this akin to "Murphy's Law"?

The Law of Unintended Consequences is much much harsher than Murphy's Law.

 

[rikki]

Urinal
Umbrella stand
Underarm deodorant
Underbelly
Universal joint
Under the table (you can come out now)
Unlicensed TV
Utility belt

 

[classic33]

No, Nay, Never!

 

[rikki]

Umber pigment
Utilities bill
Uber driver
Unguent

 

[mistyoptic]

Uncompleted crossword
Universal joint
Unibond adhesive
Underwear fetish magazine
Ukulele
Umbra
Umbel
Unicycle

 

[classic33]

Two words

 

[mistyoptic]

Unguessable thing?

 

[PeteXXX]

Undersink cupboard

 

[PeteXXX]

Uranium isotope (in the undersink cupboard)

 

[rikki]

Two words

So it's not an underwear fetish magazine 👙

 

[rikki]

Utter disaster
Ulterior motive
Undercover cop
Ugly duckling
Uncle Fester
Ursine pelt
Unexploded bomb

 

[classic33]

So it's not an underwear fetish magazine 👙

That'd be a "No".
Wouldn't the pages get soggy underwater.

 

[rikki]

Ultraviolet light
Ultrasound machine
Ultrasonic cleaner