Leodis
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- Moortown, Leeds
Cyclist defending motorist shocker...
Burning is too good for her.
Burning is too good for her.
Ah, I see now, you think he remained on the vehicle whilst in the hedge?
Tell me, can I interest you in some shares in a marmalade mine I've discovered in Hackney?
I looked into investing in this, but it looks a pig in a poke to me.
The geological substrata north of the Thames do not encourage the development of a proper, tangy marmalade of the sort the British market puts a premium on.
Because of the effects of the water table, the chunks will be smaller than usual and there will be an overwhelming and unpleasant sweetness to the end product. At best, the marmalade will have some limited industrial application in picture framing and ell husbandry. Both are small markets already crowded with investors.
Better by far to invest in my scheme to use rockets with parachutes to import butter from the Moon. It's a win-win.
2466214 said:You are really embracing the thread drift then?
I looked into investing in this, but it looks a pig in a poke to me.
The geological substrata north of the Thames do not encourage the development of a proper, tangy marmalade of the sort the British market puts a premium on.
Because of the effects of the water table, the chunks will be smaller than usual and there will be an overwhelming and unpleasant sweetness to the end product. At best, the marmalade will have some limited industrial application in picture framing and ell husbandry. Both are small markets already crowded with investors.
Better by far to invest in my scheme to use rockets with parachutes to import butter from the Moon. It's a win-win.
that bbc story is a load of old trousers, they've included child casualty stats. er, children don't drive cars, you can't claim that's a meaningful article.
His story didn't change. He didn't report it because he didn't want to scare his girlfriend. Stop making stuff up.
It's already been pointed out in this thread but not only are you hard of thinking but hard of reading too.
This from Sky News
"She came on to my side of the road. I took the wing mirror off and I went flying off my bike into a hedge," he told BBC Norfolk.
"She hit me hard, really hard. I am lucky to be alive but I managed to get out of the hedge and stand up.
This from road.cc
"I was sticking to the left as the corner was blind. A car came round in the opposite direction going much too quickly to make the corner safely. It missed the rider in front of me but hit me, my right leg caught the front right wing. I was thrown up onto the bonnet, I hit the side of windsrceen and the wing mirror. I bounced back off the car and went through a hedge for about 20 metres. I managed to keep control of the bike; the back brake had locked on but I managed to rejoin the road and stop in the middle of it"
. . . . . . . "bounced back off the car and went through a hedge for about 20 metres. I managed to keep control of the bike; the back brake had locked on but I managed to rejoin the road and stop in the middle of it"
The plot thickens!According to the Guardian report, the cyclist tweeted the driver stating that she did not knock him off
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Hockley was identified after he responded to Way's tweet by posting a message to her Facebook page. He wrote: "Oh hi! That was me you hit and FYI, you didn't knock me off, I'm too hard to be hurt by a ****y micra or whatever it was you were driving"
I dunno, Lance Armstrong managed a ploughed field.I have to say, I was rather surprised at the distance to which he refers . . . 'about 20 metres', is 'about' 60 feet . . . that's one heck of a distance to travel anywhere off the road (on a road bike), let alone, 'go through a hedge'; I do wonder if he has exaggerated the situation, for dramatic effect.