Boris Bajic
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Will people stop commenting on the colour of the elephant's toe nails and see the elephant!
Has the daft young thing crashed into an elephant now!?
You couldn't make it up....
Will people stop commenting on the colour of the elephant's toe nails and see the elephant!
The bit I love is the 'friend' reported as saying 'She's a nice lass...ok, she made a silly tweet, but it's been blown out of all proportion', thereby rather missing the point - that her friend's indiscretion was not so much the tweet as the assault with a deadly weapon and leaving the scene without a qualm (quite the opposite), while having no idea whether her victim was alive, dead or seriously injured. Birds of a feather, eh?
It's already been pointed out in this thread but not only are you hard of thinking but hard of reading too.His story didn't change. He didn't report it because he didn't want to scare his girlfriend. Stop making stuff up.
Of course we don't know, we only know she made a silly tweet, .
consistent to both versions is he wasn't going to report it. Why not, I keep asking myself. Perhaps as he'd taken the mirror off the car, he didn't fancy paying for it. Maybe it was he who didn't stop. Perhaps she did.
Of course we don't know
The freelance chef had not intended to report the incident, fearing that his girlfriend would be worried about him cycling in the future
We do know. Stop making stuff up and lying about Toby please.
I heard that and thought "Why not? everyone else has"This is about to be discussed on Jeremy Vine's show on BBC Radio 2 at 12.00 , although he says he "can't name the driver for legal reasons".
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Well she was on a trunk roadHas the daft young thing crashed into an elephant now!?
You couldn't make it up....