Notafettler
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Yes one of mine stunk and I binned it. Never if it has whale vomit in it!
Mrs D mark 1 used to get jolly excited at a whiff of Kouross and would start tearing my clothes off at the slightest whiff. Sadly, any man wearing Kouross got the same treatment so I ended up trading her in for a younger model with much lower mileage.Are you serious? Your partner becomes an animal around you because of your aftershave...
Brut- the best a man can get? [to paraphrase the Gillette adverts]I've never used aftershave. When I was a teenager it was known as 'poof juice'. Henry Cooper's adverts for Brut changed all that.
Presumably as did Mrs Drago Mk1...Mrs D mark 1 used to get jolly excited at a whiff of Kouross and would start tearing my clothes off at the slightest whiff. Sadly, any man wearing Kouross got the same treatment so I ended up trading her in for a younger model with much lower mileage.
@Globalti is there a best before for fragrances? i.e. do the contents deteriorate with time and of so, how long after opening would it be deemed to have gone bad?
I'll let you know when it works.so it got you all excited, but what about anyone else?
Nah, she married some ex bryl creem boy who is older than me, balder and fatter than me. She was rather narked that I managed to bag a young piece of totty after I'd dumped her - she probably thought id end up with a granny or a Jeremy Kyle show reject, not a young blonde wench with her own oair of handcuffs.Presumably as did Mrs Drago Mk1...
I've heard it's wise to keep fragrance bottles in their original boxes,as UV rays affect the smell. Is this true?🤔 I have 3 bottles on my south facing bathroom window bottom,but they're in their boxes.It depends what's in it. A quality fine fragrance would contain 60 to 100 materials so there's not enough of any single material present to affect it if as it oxidises so it might still smell okay after two years especially if it has been kept in a fridge to delay oxidation. OTOH a cheap lemon for dishwashing liquid might contain only 3 to 10 materials and 70 percent of it might be lemon terpenes, which oxidises fast, so after a year the lemon would have gone paler in colour and be smelling quite rough.
Most perfume manufacturers guarantee their perfume concentrates for two years as long as they are kept in a cool place in a full container. Doesn't mean they expire it just means a significant number of consumers would be able to tell the difference between fresh and aged.
With an E de T you'll know it's off by the orange colour and resiny rough odour. Most materials darken with time but a few like lemon terpenes lose their colour.
I've heard it's wise to keep fragrance bottles in their original boxes,as UV rays affect the smell. Is this true?🤔 I have 3 bottles on my south facing bathroom window bottom,but they're in their boxes.
A word of advice. Don't keep a bottle of aftershave necpxt to the vinegar in the fridge...