How many nude selfies do you have on your smart phone?

[TVC]

.....I was afraid of that. I'm sorry if you came across any odd photos while you were looking at my laptop - the picture of me in a pink neoprene wetsuit, tutu and handcuffs has a perfectly simple explanation - just give me a few hours to think of it, can you?

No need to explain, we've all been there.

 

[young Ed]

No need to explain, we've all been there.

i must say i haven't but then again i have been some places most of you probably wouldn't want to hear
Cheers Ed

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I use cloud storage for my selfies

 

[subaqua]

None - but I do have some that are tastefully risqué! (that was about 8 years ago)
I wouldn't do it now

a dive buddy saw my work hard hat at the time diet coke break was making a resurgence . I was "full fat coke break "

 

[TVC]

a dive buddy saw my work hard hat at the time diet coke break was making a resurgence . I was "full fat coke break "

I assume 'work hard hat' is a euphamism.

 

[slowmotion]

I recall blinding myself for about 5 minutes when I tried to photocopy my face once.

A&E have heard that one as many times as " tripped up picking marrows in a loose fitting dressing gown".

 

[smutchin]

I always delete any pictures from my phone that I don't want to share in the "cloud", just in case they sneak out. Which is not to say they haven't sneaked out anyway without my knowing about it. That's the danger of taking pictures on a device that's connected to the internet. Not just nudie pics, but other stuff you might not want to share with the world such as pics of your kids.

Fortunately, I am entirely shameless and wouldn't worry if any nude pics of me got out. In fact, I posed for a nude calendar earlier this year and my pic appeared on one or two news websites (not that I'm newsworthy myself but the calendar I posed for was mildly newsworthy). And there was the occasion a few years ago when a comedian requested pictures of penises (posed in a certain way for a certain effect) and I sent her one of mine. I believe it may have appeared in her Edinburgh show that year. She sent me a very kind email saying mine was her favourite of all those she'd been sent but I bet she said that to all the boys. As a rule, though, I don't take pictures of my penis. No one wants to see that.

Anyway, as mentioned upthread, the issue here is not taste or decency but consent. Deliberately hacking into someone's account and broadcasting sensitive private data online is despicable. Not to mention illegal.

 

[numbnuts]

Your all a lot of cowards

 

[Ajay]

Your all a lot of cowards

Wow, no wonder they're numb!

 

[ArDee]

I can't see any of the pictures - my porn filters blocked

 

[Cycling Dan]

Where do I start......

 

[GaryA]

Dont have a smart phone


Techno luddite and proud

 

[Yellow Fang]

Dont have a smart phone


Techno luddite and proud

You just have a bunch of poloroids I suppose.

 

[Retribution03]

I don't know who you are I don't know what you want but if you post a picture and I see your tagger I will find you and I will pin you down and burn your tagger with a magnifying glass in the sun haha

 

[Fnaar]

I tried taking a photo of my privates once*, but the screen was too small




*(not really)