How many CC'ers actually cycle?

[Levo-Lon]

@Saluki proper woman

 

[Drago]

As opposed to being an inflatable one?

 

[Smokin Joe]

The question is, does Blazed ride a bike?

Or is he just a figment of his own imagination?

 

[Drago]

If Blazed should ride in a forest and no one is there to see him, does he actually ride at all?

 

[Drago]

I propose an experiment - Schroedingers Blazed.

 

[classic33]

I propose an experiment - Schroedingers Blazed.

Pack him in a box and leave him?

 

[vickster]

Pack him in a box and leave him?

For 1 minute, then set fire to it...Blazing Blazed

 

[Drago]

And don't open it as that affects the probability someone will find him.

 

[Dave 123]

Oooh, get you Susie Dent!

I would.....

 

[classic33]

And don't open it as that affects the probability someone will find him.

Dead or Alive though.

 

[graham bowers]

Im cycalist.....or is that Spartacus.

What follows is WAAY OT, but absolutely true.

Many moons ago, whilst working for a major earthmoving manufacturer, I happened to wander through the R&D shop, on legitimate business.
On an articulating hitch component (a pallet sized bit by the way) I noticed the words "I'm Spartacus" daubed in the grease of the bearing surface. It should be stated that R&D was somewhat remote and restricted access, so the perp was most likely from there.
Smelling a joke, I asked around, and what follows is what I discovered:

On the shop floor it was a custom at that time (90's) to pin "humerous" notes on the backs of office wallah's who happened to stray into the pit.
The victim had been adorned by a note that stated " I am wearing my wife's pink frilly knickers".
On discovering this fact, and being challenged in both the sense of humour and humility departments, he complained to Management*. (*An individual senior manager)
Management lined up all of the R&D employees and after a lecture, asked that the guilty person raise their hand.
They all raised their hands!

 

[totallyfixed]

He is very welcome to come out on a ride with us, heck, I will even video it.

 

[vernon]

Yeah, and I've never posted nonsense in all my time on here.

You get your butler to do that for you.

 

[vernon]

My butler was called @blazed and I've just had to let him go.

Fenton never liked him. He reckoned that he took himself too seriously.

 

[speccy1]

A bit late, but...................