How many CC forumites....

[arallsopp]

Actually, I have a Nigerian uncle who amassed a great light bulb collection. Actually, I should say 'had' a Nigerian uncle, as unfortunately he passed before I met him. But on the flip side, I'm the sole living relative. Now.... where are my bank details???.

 

[Bollo]

Actually, I have a Nigerian uncle who amassed a great light bulb collection. Actually, I should say 'had' a Nigerian uncle, as unfortunately he passed before I met him. But on the flip side, I'm the sole living relative. Now.... where are my bank details???.

I'd like to invest, but I've just consolidated all my luminaires into one monthly, easily changed lightbulb.

 

[Mac66]

Fitness: what is the bulb's power to weight ratio?

Fixed/SS: is bayonet better because it's retro?

Commuting: How many lumens is the bulb and would you be better off with LEDs?

Fnarr: To change the meaning of the OP title by use of a comma to read "how many CCers does it take to screw, in a lightbulb"?

 

[Hover Fly]

P&L:- Shouldn't we all go to bed when the sun sets to save the planet?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Commuting: Look what this bulb did to me - [shows burn on hand]

Beginners: Hello, am I better off 100w or energy saving?

 

[TVC]

Special Interest: anyone want to see a candle effect bulb.

 

[Bollo]

Site Feedback: Shaun! My lightbulb has stopped working! Shaaauuuun!

 

[Aperitif]

Site Feedback: Shaun! My lightbulb has stopped working! Shaaauuuun!

Shaun makes element array adjustments to the site...

 

[ComedyPilot]

FNRTTC - 397 forummers ride through the night to see that light bulbs are the same on the coast as they are in the town.

 

[Shaun]

Admin turns up and proposes changing the shade, bulb, fitting, cabling, switch and fuse, and replacing them with an entriely new set-up.

It'll produce a similar light effect, but will do so in an entirely different way and will leave everyone lost for a while until they figure out how the new set-up works.

 

[Aperitif]

Northern contingent incandescent with age and decides that someone, somewhere will organise a different bimble to a bulb, possibly on a Friday although it depends...and commence secreting long-life sandwiches behind dry stone walls in preparation.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Ahem..........

Sheep-like Southerners (who don't/can't/won't ride by themselves) decide to see what the lightbulbs north of Watford look like. They then arrange to ride to see what the bulbs look like in a small seaside town near GRIMsby, and don't want any Northerners showing them the light bulbs are the same (just friendlier)



Edit: wink added to show I am joking

 

[Aperitif]

- "they're off again!"

Northern Lights - the best!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Northern Lights??

I don't know why, but that immediately makes me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=tPPMr8eIoTc&feature=related

Plenty of lucky little bulbs being taken on journeys whilst being powered by English Electric!

Music is Northern Lights by Ian Brown.

 

[slowmotion]

....a generously-funded Bulb Office issues a warning that all Bulbs should be locked-down for a couple of weeks so that their computer model can be proved to be correct...