How many CC forumites....

[Flying_Monkey]

One person to argue that there's no point in changing the light bulb as we are all going to die.

 

[Smokin Joe]

And another to argue that lightbulbs are institutionaly racist as they eliminate darkness. Complete with a picture of Nick Griffin buying one and one of Tony Benn sitting in the dark.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

One person to claim that they are no longer interested in lightbulbs as they are all on EPO...

 

[Flying_Monkey]

... and another to say that they believe that Lance Armstrong has never changed a lightbulb, despite the fact that everyone who used to work for him could swear they saw him changing lightbulbs all the time.

 

[Smokin Joe]

And a link to an interview with Lance in which he says he has never been caught changing a lightbulb despite having people hide in his wardrobe to try and catch him on more occassions than anyone else.

 

[Aperitif]

Team Litestrong is announced...Jens Votive is paired with Fabian Candelabra in the team...

 

[Arch]

One to suggest that a baby elephant would be ideal to help change a light bulb.

If you had a lightbulb...

 

[Smokin Joe]

One to suggest that a baby elephant would be ideal to help change a light bulb.

If you had a lightbulb...

Best one yet, Arch

 

[Flying_Monkey]

One person to say that they are new here and to ask for opinions on the best lightbulb they can buy for 199, bearing in mind that they can only buy it in Halfords through their work's lightbulbscheme.

 

[Shaun]

Team Litestrong is announced...Jens Votive is paired with Fabian Candelabra in the team...

Took me a little while to get that one, but when I did a little bulb when ping over my head!!

 

[Smokin Joe]

And of course someone would apologise for hijacking the thread but he has a question to ask about lampshades...

 

[ComedyPilot]

If you had a lightbulb...

Or a baby elephant?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Evidence please...

Don't even get me started!

 

[Piemaster]

And of course someone would apologise for hijacking the thread but he has a question to ask about lampshades...

Surely not a lampshade, but a fairing?

 

[Pottsy]

Someone to point out that the new Rapha lightbulb is a complete con at £174.99 when Decathlon sell perfectly good ones for 39p.