How do you live

[Noodley]

It really is time we got you down to the pie shrink.

Would that be the man who makes short crust?

 

[oxbob]

Noodley is an onion short of a minced beef!

 

[Crackle]

Would that be the man who makes short crust?

Short crust or puff: He will analyse your recipe and determine if you are fit for general consumption

 

[Spoked Wheels]

8 beds, owned, well the bank owns 1/8 of it

I like large houses

 

[spandex]

It sounds like you do

 

[Spoked Wheels]

It sounds like you do

The only trouble with it that gas, electricy and council tax bills are equally large

 

[Dave5N]

Five bed here. Not sure how many rooms in the East wing...

 

[Night Train]

A seven bed Victorian Semi with a mortgage I could pay off with my credit card.

Most of it is a building site though and it needs reroofing soon. In that 'can't afford it' state. Can't afford to fix it up and can't afford not to. Don't know whether to make flats to let or recreate one big house. Technically I live in a bedsit in the warm middle bit of it.

 

[longers]

Own two bed terrace.


When I say own, I mean it's my name on the mortgage.

 

[rich p]

I've recently paid off my mortgage which was a relief and takes some of the pressure off.

 

[red_tom]

0 bedroom live work thingy, rented. I used to own a place but the ex wife has that now. She did buy me out just before the property prices began to fall though

 

[peanut]

4 bed rented thank god

 

[Flying_Monkey]

We rent a one-bedroom (well, I suppose in the wierd world of estate agents it coutns as 2-bed) Tyneside flat. It's ground floor, so it has a small garden. We couldn't afford to buy where we live and right now we wouldn't want to.

 

[PaulB]

I'm a-livin' in a box. I'm a-livin' in a cardboard box.

 

[gbb]

4 bed converted to 3. Loads of room.
Unfortunaltely its an ex council house...pro's and cons.
Cons...not such a nice area, it gets a bit untidy at times, people dont look after their property of gardens. I cant park outside my house...or anywhere near it really.
Pros...it was cheap. £16K for a 4 bed 10 years ago (after a huge dollop of discount). Its relatively modern, very low maintenance and modern construction means its warm.

So badly want to move to a private area, but the rooms are pitifully small..i've been spoiled.