Headgardener
Armchair Cyclist
Not been married yet so any eligable females may apply for the post.
Interesting...I heard she mooned you with the word NO written on her buttocks.Abitrary said:I proposed to my wife by taking her to an american football game, and at half time I'd arranged that the team would moon her with the words 'WILL YOU MARRY ME' written on their buttocks. She had no choice but to say yes.
The wedding took place in a remote irish castle, with a select number of guests including keith chegwin and david bowie and his beautiful model wife iman.
birdie1 said:OK CHaps.... Any offers of third finger left hand will be investigated!!!! Im 36...years young!!!! Future hubby must not be as quick or as sharp as me on road bike of course.
birdie1 said:OK CHaps.... Any offers of third finger left hand will be investigated!!!! Im 36...years young!!!! Future hubby must not be as quick or as sharp as me on road bike of course.
birdie1 said:OK CHaps.... Any offers of third finger left hand will be investigated!!!! Im 36...years young!!!! Future hubby must not be as quick or as sharp as me on road bike of course.
FBOAB said:Alas dear birdie 1 too late you spoke. My other half got here first but her pencil broke
No Im not!!!! Quite insulted by that! Just a mad keen female cyclist!!!!Abitrary said:You're not one of those internet groomers, are you?
birdie1 said:No Im not!!!! Quite insulted by that! Just a mad keen female cyclist!!!!
Kirstie said:Did anyone else find that for some reason on your wedding day you had a seemingly endless capacity for drinks? I drank gallons and didn't even get pissed or have a hangover! Other people were wrecked though...
Abitrary said:You're not one of those internet groomers, are you?