Helen Mirren in her bathers

[Fnaar]

Fnaar,

Where did you download the picture from? I need something to help me through my declining years.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...en-Mirren-bikini-queen-reigns-supreme-63.html

 

[mr Mag00]

she reminds me of my optician!!

 

[yenrod]

 

[asterix]

Only those who live on Planet Zog will have failed to notice photographs of Helen Mirren in a bikini frolicking by the seaside in all the papers.

Ah, so that's where Limoges is..

 

[yello]

I'm sure a picture of me in my swimming trunks would do nothing for her either. I'd like to think it wouldn't turn her stomach though.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Patrick, with regard to the word "bathers" - were you born in the 20's? If so, you're remarkably well preserved I must say - well done!

A bit like the luscious Helen?

 

[Fnaar]

Well I wouldn't go that far...

I would!

 

[Fnaar]

she reminds me of my optician!!

The top row reads DD

 

[Fab Foodie]

Just Marvelous. Thread of the year.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

The top row reads DD

And you're so close that you can reach out and touch

 

[Fnaar]

And you're so close that you can reach out and touch

Hubba hubba

 

[Night Train]

And you're so close that you can reach out and touch

An optician's chart in braile! Cool!

 

[Aperitif]

I see she's riding an old Hackford though...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

An optician's chart in braile! Cool!

And you'd be feeling warm and tingly.

 

[Chuffy]

Suddenly all of that spam selling Viagra makes sense....