Give us a cheesy giggly with your Friday Jokes...

[KristyA]

I just saw a chicken walking up & down the street reciting Keats, Wilde & Chaucer. It was poultry in motion.

 

[KristyA]

And another sh*t one.....I've just had to sack my cleaner, Carl, for breaking my washing Machine but thankfully it's ok now he's gone. Washing machines live longer with Carl Gone!!

 

[redjedi]

Welcome KirstyA

With Jokes like that, you should fit in perectly around here

 

[meenaghman]

In the run up to paddy's day ...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman became policemen and were sent out on patrol together. This was because The Englishman could read. The Scotsman could write and The Irishman was a Special Branch man to keep an eye on two such dangerous intellectuals

 

[ACS]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN:'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $390,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000'for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's
really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you,too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

 

[papercorn2000]

Nice one SB!

(May as well start on the sexual harrasment, Kristy - nice legs!)

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Two bits of sick were walking along the street one day, suddenly one starts to get a bit teary-eyed. The other asks him what is wrong, to which he replies "Nothing really, just a bit nostalgic.. this is where I was brought up".


I'll get my coat.

 

[MePower]

Nice one SB!

(May as well start on the sexual harrasment, Kristy - nice legs!)-papercorn2000

second that, nice glossy hair too! mmmmmmm glossy

 

[KristyA]

Nice one SB!

(May as well start on the sexual harrasment, Kristy - nice legs!)-papercorn2000

second that, nice glossy hair too! .......dare i? .......

Thanks for the compliment (I think?) I owe it all to my plastic surgeon - that's another Friday joke by the way!!!

I can give as much as I get - so beware Mr MePower!

 

[papercorn2000]

Ooh, she's a feisty one!

Probably builds her own wheels too!

 

[KristyA]

mm, you might have a point!

 

[PaulB]

Two VDs walking along a railway track and a train bears down on them too fast for them to jump. One says to the other, "I'm a gonner 'ere."

I'm 'ere all week.

 

[ChrisKH]

Nice one SB!

(May as well start on the sexual harrasment, Kristy - nice legs!)-papercorn2000

second that, nice glossy hair too! mmmmmmm glossy

Yes, but are they all her own teeth? We should be told.

 

[KristyA]

Yes, but are they all her own teeth? We should be told.

Busted! There had to be a catch didn't there?

 

[MePower]

I can give as much as I get - so beware Mr MePower![/QUOTE]

Oooo! I do like a challenge! ....a wheel building competition perhaps?