Give me some dialogue from your day

[ColinJ]

Yes, @skudupnorth, but what are they saying?
Give me some dialogue from your day

I think the donkey is saying "Here's looking at you, kid"!

 

[Lullabelle]

My dad is staying with us for a while, we have bought in bits and pieces we know he will eat.

Dad: these bits you buy for me, keep a tab and I will pay you for them

Me: are we charging you for your meals as well

Dad: well, i'll give you something towards it.

Me: i'm taking your money off you.

 

[skudupnorth]

Had to have an old goat put to sleep and then ate cake ...... just a normal day at the office

 

[Lullabelle]

My colleagues know I don't like kids, today was the last day at work and quite a few people bought their kids in

SC: wow there are a lot of kids out there, will you be ok L?

SH: oh look, she come out in a rash already

SC:

ME:

 

[gbb]

My wife texted me....
'My bike is squeaking at 25 (kph) on the speedo'

I duly answered...
Go faster then....or slower'



Later she replied...
'Bog off, it's doing my head in '

Ah well, i know what i'll be doing tonight.

 

[Lullabelle]

My colleague: cough cough, this running is killing me

Me: no, the smoking is killing you

My colleague: no it is definitely the running

Me: no, it is the smoking.

 

[swee'pea99]

"the cheapest cigarettes you have please...the cheapest ones..."
"£8.35"

 

[roadrash]

"the cheapest cigarettes you have please...the cheapest ones..."
"£8.35"

Feck that how do folk afford to smoke nearly 6 years since I quite but I only ever rolled my own so a lot cheaper

 

[gbb]

Yuris, machine operator...as a machine needs resetting every 5 minute or so...

'Its impossible, I cannot work like this'
Me....
'Its not impossible...it is annoying, it is awkward, but it's not impossible Yuri..its just going to take a little time to solve it'

He continued to mini rant, he hasn't listened to what I've been telling him for the last 15 minutes while i monitor why a machine keeps alarming. I need an electrician to check some connections, it will get resolved but sometimes you just have to accept...I cannot fix everything, every time, instantly.

Calm down...no-one is going to die.

 

[skudupnorth]

“ What is that funny smell ? “ That will be me and the aroma of goat !

 

[colly]

View attachment 446440 “ What is that funny smell ? “ That will be me and the aroma of goat !

Looks like you've pulled.

 

[subaqua]

Client procurement : can you do a presentation on X next week.

Me: yes , do I have to create the presentation .

CP: yes , But i can help if it’s a problem

Me : ok yes I will come over to your office for 10:30 OK

........
Next day
CP: oh your here. Can I meet up in 30 mins

Guess who still waiting

 

[Lullabelle]

MD is here today, my colleague offered him a chocolate

MD: no thank you, I am having a dry January, no sweets and no biscuits

SD: no alcohol?

MD: well, erm not 100% committed to that

 

[gbb]

My wife has damaged the screen on her Samsung Galaxy S9...and now you realise an expensive phone is doubly expensive to repair. She's arranged for Samsung to repair it, cost...£230 . Ah well...

In the meantime she happened to be in a shopping centre and she saw a mobile phone and accessory vendor and asked him
'how much to repair this please ?'
'£419' replied the vendor.
'Really ? Asked his shocked colleague
'Yes really ' replied the vendor....'They're very expensive to repair'

My wife replied...
'Thanks anyway, Samsung can repair it for £230 '
'Really ' replied the vendor....
'Yes, really'..replied my wife.

Blooming chancer

 

[gbb]

And one for me....
Late yesterday I took my DILs car to a tyre purveyor, it needed 2 and shes temporarily cash short so I paid for now. I was struck how QUIET it was there....I've NEVER seen it so empty.
'Blimey its quiet, time of day or is it just quiet anyway ?'
'Nah, it's the time of the month and year'
'Hows that ? I asked.
'Its just after Xmas and it's been a long month for some people, no spare money'

Times like that you remember how it was to be skint.