Give me some dialogue from your day

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ScotiaLass

Guru
Location
Middle Earth
The dialogue from today was, unfortunately all in my head, and involved a rather hunky PC in a van, who stopped to let me ride by.
Mmmmm.
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
Me: we went to Bistro Pierre last night for a 6 course meal, absolutely delicious
Colleague: oh right, that's an Italian place isn't it
Me: (silence) erm no, French
Colleague: oh right
 

jhawk

Veteran
They say that pictures speak louder than words, so, to illustrate the day...

Dave went out in that...

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And came back like this...

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surfdude

Veteran
Location
cornwall
me. cough cough , sneeze groan moan loudly , death rattle in my voice in bed this morning -

i am feeling ill love ,can you get me a cuppa tea please .(in a weedy voice )

wife . man up and get it yourself you big girl
 

IDMark2

Dodgy Aerial
Location
On the Roof
I've just had a clip round the ear from MrsD when she got home from work. I think it has something to do with the note she left for me on the kitchen counter top when she went to work this morning... me being still in bed soundo.
'Love you'
Underneath in something looking like my handwriting..
'Yes, yes, very nice dear but what's for tea?'
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
We're stood in the upper floor canteen, drinking a coffee, looking out the window onto the main road in the distance...
Me...
'Ooh look, a double decker bus, you don't see many of them anymore !'
Colleague...
' FFS :laugh:'

Almost every day, we see this bus trundling along, probably doing a school run. The first time I saw it I said..'ooh look, there's.......'. Trouble is, it's become a running joke now.
 
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