Give me some dialogue from your day
- Thread starter Crackle
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You're getting this mixed up with " Give me some dialogue from your fantasy""Lay on your side,knees up to your chest.I'll just put on some gloves"
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"Lay on your side,knees up to your chest.I'll just put on some gloves"
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You've missed the reply out. You've given the doctor's bit. The next part is:
Postman: 'AAaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!'
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
A N Other at garage: Would you like to buy a new car?
Me: Yes, one in the colour that matches my jumper (a sort of bright turquoise).
When I went back later to collect my car, I decided to have a look at the new cars. There in the showroom was just the sort of car I would like, and in a lovely bluey turquisey colour called Candy Blue.
Now I need to do lots of sums, with regard to replacing my current car.
According to @Scoosh I now need to just dye my hair blonde, put on a sharp suit, and negotiate!
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'Negotiate' wasn't quite the way it worked out - SiL reeled CS in, wound him round her little finger, 'persuaded' him to agree to all her requests, drove away happy - and CS thought he had done a really good deal !
How I wish I had actually been there ...
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
'Negotiate' wasn't quite the way it worked out - SiL reeled CS in, wound him round her little finger, 'persuaded' him to agree to all her requests, drove away happy - and CS thought he had done a really good deal !
How I wish I had actually been there ...
Forget the Spice Girls, that is girl power
GrasB
Veteran
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
laurence
Veteran
- Location
- in the aeroplane over the sea
i paid a visit to the snazzy new Brooks shop in Covent Garden this morning as they had a special guest. I was early, but the man in the shop (Seve/stefano) explained that the man was running late. we stood there chatting when a face peered through the ajar door....
man: Bongiourno
me & stev: bongiourno
the man then starts talking to me in italian until i explain that i can't speak it. it seems my Prendas Ciclismo jacket has fooled him.
he explains that he needs to finish his cigarette and starts to head back out when he does a double take at my bike:
man: what is that?
me: it's one of yours
he edges in and looks closer
man: ohhhh, i built it for you?
me: yes
man: when?
me: 2001, i think
man: eyes wide: ohhhhhhh
he moves closer to it then turns and walks to me and extends his hand
man: bongiourno, i'm Dario.
oh yes, i met DARIO PEGORETTI
man: Bongiourno
me & stev: bongiourno
the man then starts talking to me in italian until i explain that i can't speak it. it seems my Prendas Ciclismo jacket has fooled him.
he explains that he needs to finish his cigarette and starts to head back out when he does a double take at my bike:
man: what is that?
me: it's one of yours
he edges in and looks closer
man: ohhhh, i built it for you?
me: yes
man: when?
me: 2001, i think
man: eyes wide: ohhhhhhh
he moves closer to it then turns and walks to me and extends his hand
man: bongiourno, i'm Dario.
oh yes, i met DARIO PEGORETTI
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
I was packing up after a bike tryout show once, it had been a long hard day at the end of a long hard week, so I was tired and grumpy. I was just about to fold a Pashley Micro when a kid on a BSO rode up and said "That's a rubbish bike". I eyed him wearily, and said, "So is yours, but I'm too polite to say so", and promptly folded the Micro in half. The kid's eyes widened and he said "Oh, it's one of them cool bikes!".
"So why did you say it was rubbish?"
"I didn't".
"yes you did!" And I walked off to put the bike in the van, leaving him gawping.
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Having just had my dislocated finger pulled back in place, the nurse asked..
'You ok ?'
'Yep, ok...yours is a hell of a job, inflicting pain on people..and being thanked for it as well
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on the way out...
thankyou, you have a good day'
Nurse...'thanks, i will
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'You ok ?'
'Yep, ok...yours is a hell of a job, inflicting pain on people..and being thanked for it as well
'on the way out...
thankyou, you have a good day'Nurse...'thanks, i will
'
tiswas-steve
Über Member
- Location
- Forest Hill S.E. london
While watching a documentary on the 70,s
Me: You know there was a law in the 70,s that all blokes must have either sideburns or a moustache ?
The wife: I didn't know that !!
Me: *sighs*
Me: You know there was a law in the 70,s that all blokes must have either sideburns or a moustache ?
The wife: I didn't know that !!
Me: *sighs*
GrasB
Veteran
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
Me: About 8 meters should be enough.
Colleague: So that's just enough?
Me: Yeah, maybe a little bit more
Colleague: Great all we need now is for someone to fall over & they'll commit suicide
Me: OKAY... so where do that come from?
Colleague: I have an inner devil
Me:
(This conversation seemed much more sinister & bizarre at the time)
Colleague: So that's just enough?
Me: Yeah, maybe a little bit more
Colleague: Great all we need now is for someone to fall over & they'll commit suicide
Me: OKAY... so where do that come from?
Colleague: I have an inner devil
Me:
(This conversation seemed much more sinister & bizarre at the time)
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
Me: It poured down on me.
Sister: I knew it was going to.
Me: You did?
Sister: Yes, as soon as I heard you'd gone out on your bike. It always rains when you go out.
Me:
Sister: I knew it was going to.
Me: You did?
Sister: Yes, as soon as I heard you'd gone out on your bike. It always rains when you go out.
Me:
