Give me some dialogue from your day

[Jefferson Meriwether]

My 9 year old nephew at teatime yesterday: "The reason WW2 started was because Hitler wanted revenge because his balls were blown off."

 

[Lanzecki]

My 9 year old nephew at teatime yesterday: "The reason WW2 started was because Hitler wanted revenge because his balls were blown off."

"Hitler only has one ball" Well that's how I remember the song.

Christmas day, No electricity due to the storm for the last six hours. Thankfully we have open fires and the oven/hob is gas powered.

Daughter (10 year old), walks into my office with her new road bike. "Can we go for a ride?"
Me: Have you seen the weather? It's 1pm and trees are getting knocked down .
D: Yep, it'll help push us along.
Me: And when we have to turn around and come home?
D: Umm, we can call mummy to come and pick us up.
me: OK, Tell her your plan then.

Suffice to say we didn't go for a ride. She got a spin on the turbo trainer.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

"Hitler only has one ball" Well that's how I remember the song.

Christmas day, No electricity due to the storm for the last six hours. Thankfully we have open fires and the oven/hob is gas powered.

Daughter (10 year old), walks into my office with her new road bike. "Can we go for a ride?"
Me: Have you seen the weather? It's 1pm and trees are getting knocked down .
D: Yep, it'll help push us along.
Me: And when we have to turn around and come home?
D: Umm, we can call mummy to come and pick us up.
me: OK, Tell her your plan then.

Suffice to say we didn't go for a ride. She got a spin on the turbo trainer.

that be a like on the daughter conversation rather than the no electricity issues.

 

[Arch]

Watching the newsreader on the BBC 10 o'clock news just now, as she handed over to reporter.

Me: is that a bike?
NT: where?
Me: behind her, in the news room!
NT: I didn't see.
Me: behind her, to the right, leaning against a wall

*wait for report to finish and cut back to newsreader*

Me: Yes! Look!
NT: you're right!

 

[colly]

Christmas Eve:

Me: There's a pink ball that's dropped off the tree where do you want me to put it back?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere will be OK
Me: At the side?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere.
Me: What about the front?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere?
Me: Top or bottom?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere.

Pink ball is stuck back on tree.

Mrs Colly: No not there.


I love her. I really do.

 

[ColinJ]

Christmas Eve:

Me: There's a pink ball that's dropped off the tree where do you want me to put it back?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere will be OK
Me: At the side?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere.
Me: What about the front?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere?
Me: Top or bottom?
Mrs Colly: Anywhere.

Pink ball is stuck back on tree.

Mrs Colly: No not there.


I love her. I really do.

Ha ha - she sounds like my ex! I used to ask her what type of chocolate she wanted and sometimes she would say "Oh, anything - I'm not fussy". I'd arrive back from the shops with a Mars Bar/Kit Kat/Crunchie/(whatever) and she would stare at it with a disappointed look on her face and say "Er, except ... I don't like them!"

 

[jhawk]

Ha ha - she sounds like my ex! I used to ask her what type of chocolate she wanted and sometimes she would say "Oh, anything - I'm not fussy". I'd arrive back from the shops with a Mars Bar/Kit Kat/Crunchie/(whatever) and she would stare at it with a disappointed look on her face and say "Er, except ... I don't like them!"

They're the worst! I can remember my Dad telling me that he had the following conversation with my Mum.

Mum: "Does this make my bum look big?" He ponders the answer for a second or two.

Dad: "Well... Hmm... That depends, do you want the truth, or do you want to be happy?"

Cue 'the look' and I don't really know what happened afterwards. He always warns me that the answer to the above question asked by my Mum is ALWAYS, "No dear, of course not." Even if it really does.

 

[Sandra6]

me, after letting a cyclist on a brand new bianchi pass by "Santa's been good to you"
Cyclist "nor 'arf"

 

[Sandra6]

Just been reminded of this after seeing the thread on blackouts.
There have been a few in the town eldest son is living in so I texted him
me - hows the electricity doing?
him - fine, we're just watching the tv together.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

I went over to visit my cousins last night. The children told me about coming off their bikes and I told them about my crash:

H: So was it like this? (mimes cycling along and stopping suddenly).
Me: Yes, a bit like that only the front wheel skidded and I fell off.
H: Like this? (mimes falling off).
L: Was that when all your hair came off?

 

[gavgav]

I went over to visit my cousins last night. The children told me about coming off their bikes and I told them about my crash:

H: So was it like this? (mimes cycling along and stopping suddenly).
Me: Yes, a bit like that only the front wheel skidded and I fell off.
H: Like this? (mimes falling off).
L: Was that when all your hair came off?

 

[craigwend]

"You think your making a suggestion, but your just using words"

Mrs craigwend replying to my 'bestest input' into planned decorating...

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

"hole" I yelled
thud thud.... (OH hitting said hole)
"yes, you identified it correctly" came the reply..

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

And another snippet of conversation from today

my OH: "your hair's gone curly"
me: thinking yuck - that's the sweat doing that yet again...
my H: "in fact you have a double helix in there!"
Me: thinking - oh I should have never married a mathematician/physicist!

 

[welsh dragon]

And another snippet of conversation from today

my OH: "your hair's gone curly"
me: thinking yuck - that's the sweat doing that yet again...
my H: "in fact you have a double helix in there!"
Me: thinking - oh I should have never married a mathematician/physicist!

I understand congratulations is in order as it is your birthday. ?