Full English Breakfast - with one egg

[threebikesmcginty]

You're more annoyed at getting only one egg than at getting half a tomato?

Only 2 mushrooms and one slice of toast too.

 

[theclaud]

Only 2 mushrooms and one slice of toast too.

It kinda depends how big the mushrooms are...

 

[theclaud]

It kinda depends how big the mushrooms are...

What I mean to say is, two of these would probably be a bit much with a full English...

 

[subaqua]

2 sausage, 3 rashers of unsmoked back bacon, 2 hashbrowns OR a good portion of potato scallops, mushrooms, 2 eggs ( poached properly ( have to be healthy ya know) ) tinned tomato with a little juice or grilled tomato , black pudding ( links or ring not fussed) 2 rounds of fresh crusty bread with unsalted butter on , and a bucket of builders tea.

thats a proper " english breakfast"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What I mean to say is, two of these would probably be a bit much with a full English...

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That's got a funny looking growth under it.

 

[Firestorm]

Whilst in Cork a full Irish breakfast included black and white pudding with soda bread.

 

[Markymark]

Of course in France you only get one egg for breakfast.

Because in French one egg is un oeuf.

 

[dan_bo]

I just googled it and it seems like a 50/50 split, 1 egg or 2

You can't google a full english brekkie you freak! What next? A USB toaster?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sorry for being absent since starting the thread but the emotions and the anger went north as I was about to reveal the location of this travesty. Was on self-medication for the last 6 hours, followed by yoga and meditation.

I was served this abomination at a cafe within the Covered Market at Oxford. Home of the high altar of education, from where 26 prime ministers emerged to serve the country, 30 international leaders, 120 Olympic medal winners and scores of industry icons.

When the plate was arrived, it had 2 rashers of bacon, one half of a tomato, baked beans, 2 mushrooms, 1 slice of toast cut diagonally and one egg. Quick look and everyone was also on one egg. It was therefore no mistake.

Diagonally cut toast.......

WTHMOFIWWPTD?

(What the holy mother of ferk is wrong with people these days?)

 

[slowmotion]

We had this one in Canada a while ago.

Yukon Big Bite
3 eggs, 3 strips of maple bacon, ham and your choice of bavarian or chorizo sausage, with toast and breakfast potatoes with sautéed peppers, onions and seasoning

If you wanted, you could supplement this measly offering with pancakes, maple syrup, strawberries and cream. A step too far perhaps?

 

[TVC]

Diagonally cut toast.......

WTHMOFIWWPTD?

(What the holy mother of ferk is wrong with people these days?)

Well if you don't know by now why bread is best cut on the diagonal then I'm not going to bother trying to explain. You are so rural.

 

[EltonFrog]

Sorry for being absent since starting the thread but the emotions and the anger went north as I was about to reveal the location of this travesty. Was on self-medication for the last 6 hours, followed by yoga and meditation.

I was served this abomination at a cafe within the Covered Market at Oxford. Home of the high altar of education, from where 26 prime ministers emerged to serve the country, 30 international leaders, 120 Olympic medal winners and scores of industry icons.

When the plate was arrived, it had 2 rashers of bacon, one half of a tomato, baked beans, 2 mushrooms, 1 slice of toast cut diagonally and one egg. Quick look and everyone was also on one egg. It was therefore no mistake.

Serves you right forgoing in the poncy covers market then. Where you can also purchase over priced Pie n Mash, which is about as authentic as plastic Rolex.

 

[Profpointy]

[QUOTE 3496453, member: 259"]Italy, which arguably does some of the best food in the world, does the worst breakfasts. A ful Italian would be biscuits, coffee and a packet of cigs. [/QUOTE]

Now a full Spanish breakfast is another thing again. So much highly seasoned dried hams - some of them almost black - that the excessive salt raised blood blisters on my tongue. Servers me right for being an (extremely) greedy bastard I suppose

 

[derrick]

You can't google a full english brekkie you freak! What next? A USB toaster?

There you go you wally http://www.firebox.com/product/5569/USB-Toast-Flash-Drives?aff=1888&gclid=CKKaqbHwr8MCFWXHtAoddB8AgQ

 

[vernon]

I had a poncy version, mushrooms on toasted ciabatta with a Stilton and port sauce as a first course this lunchtime.

You had a date with Patrick Stephens?