Films that should never be remade.

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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
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I often wonder how accurate the subtitles are... I downloaded the second series of The Killing (swedish cop drama) but the subtitles were so bad i gave up after two episodes.

I'm not surprised it was crap, it was DANISH!! .... oh wait, you said the SECOND series?? I haven't seen it yet :blush:

Actually, the Killing is another example of a foreign film/production being remade into an English Version for lazy Brits/Americans, as is, in fact Wallander.

With Wallander, give me the Swedish version with Krister Hendriksson and Jussi ANY day.
 

Paulus

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None of the Ealing comedies from the fifties should ever ever be remade. The Ladykillers was, but I couldn't bring myself to watch it.
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
I'm not surprised it was crap, it was DANISH!! .... oh wait, you said the SECOND series?? I haven't seen it yet :blush:

Actually, the Killing is another example of a foreign film/production being remade into an English Version for lazy Brits/Americans, as is, in fact Wallander.

With Wallander, give me the Swedish version with Krister Hendriksson and Jussi ANY day.

ah yes... i was thinking wallander, of which i only saw the UK version. I liked they way they still set it in Sweden though instead of transferring it to Great Yarmouth or somewhere

The 1st series of The Killing i enjoyed, although they did lead us down too many blind allys early on. 2nd series didn't seem bad... just badly translated (and spelt) subtitles.
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
Everybody take up a weapon of choice...


I'm can't decide which of the two versions of the Manchurian Candidate i prefer... they updated the remake quite well... putting it into a world i could better visualise than the original.


...ducks to avoid shoes, bats, tomatos, ect. :tongue:
 

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
Location
Bristol
Mad Doug -

I absolututely agree with you about The Hitch Hikers Guide. I've been a fan of the original radio series for years and the TV version, which covers season1 ep 1-6, is good too as they adapted the radio scripts.

However, the movie is just pants for three reasons:

1) Douglas Adams himself was never satisfied with it and fiddled with the story to introduce all that crap about Trillian being kidnapped by Vogons and the Point-of-view-gun. That never happened in the radio series!.

2) After his death, the studio cut a lot of the gags (the famous opening joke about beware-of-the leopard is missing), presumably to help the movie be better understood in the US. It was painful to watch for me, as I could recite lots of the famous lines and gags from memory :whistle: .

3) Two idiot producers with no big movie experience and whose only previous work had included pop videos. Giving them a project of this complexity to produce is like giving the Lord of the Rings trilogy to someone who directs Hollyoaks.

I was so looking forward to the movie version, only for it to be s**te :angry: . Almost as bad as the Thunderbirds film.

For those new to the Hitchers Guide, don't bother with the movie - it sucks big time. Get the BBC CD's of the first two radio seasons, put them on and lose yourself in the glory of it :rolleyes: .

Mad Doug - burn it but keep the box for other DVD's.
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
Just read about suspicions that they will be destroying 'Blade Runner' soon - Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-14586762

looks like more of a follow on than a remake but I feel it's a classic which should be left alone.

The fourth Indiana Jones film was an uneccessary mess. Why ruin a great trilogy by making it into a 75% acceptable quadrilogy?

Saying that I did enjoy the last instalment of Rocky... much better end than Rocky 5 gave us :thumbsup:
 

Rapples

Guru
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Wixamtree
To Kill A Mockingbird

Jean de Florette/Manon Des Sources

Far From The Madding Crowd*



*Or any film with Julie Christie in it for that matter :blush:
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The Tim Burton version just lost some of the childish magic that the original seemed to capture from the book.

it also lost the downright scary moments... Gene Wilder was far creepier than the fop Depp played. What annoys me is... why didn't Burton do The Great Glass Elevator instead?
 

Ian 74

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Remaking Conan the Barbarian shows a singular lack of imagination.

Planet of the Apes was criminal

Miami Vice? TV show, sh1t film.

Saying that I did enjoy the A-Team film. I ain't gettin on no plane!
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