- Location
- London
Scour any labels of your wheels.
Burn your eyebrows off.
If male remove one testicle - you probably only need one.
Burn your eyebrows off.
If male remove one testicle - you probably only need one.
Favourite Weight Weenie tips..
- Thread starter PeteXXX
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youngoldbloke
The older I get, the faster I used to be ...
They are not needed. Some brands of tube actually come with an unthreaded valve stem, and the main use for the cap is to protect the tube when rolled up. Of course, don't add extra weight by using tubes with valves too long for your rims
- Location
- London
Yes I know -I bought one or two by mistake - a right pain trying to get the pump to secure on the valve.
Those washers are also great for raising a bottle cage over the mount of many bottom swing mechs.
Have also heard that they can serve as penile rings for weight weenie racers.
Alwaysbroken
Well-Known Member
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
A/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
Is taking things a bit too far something you are known for ? ! GWS !
Salad Dodger
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kent Coast
A/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
Ouch!
There is a guy round here whom I have seen several times delivering leaflets. I assume he does it as a part time job, rather than just as a one-off. He uses a bit of wood, about the size of a ruler, to push leaflets through letterboxes. At each house, he folds the leaflet over the end of the stick and uses that to push the leaflet through the letterbox. Perhaps he had a similar bad experience in the past?
Poacher
Gravitationally challenged member
- Location
- Nottingham
Well, it worked for Lance Armstrong!
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Leave your mobile phone behind and take a 5p coin instead to use in a public call box if you need to phone home. Worked in the 80s, anyway!
rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Mobile phones weighed a lot more in the 80s.
FishFright
More wheels than sense
So did 5p's
Biff600
Veteran
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Give blood before riding, sail past your mates up the hill with that instant 500 gram saving...
KneesUp
Guru
Is it never eating two bananas on the same day?No way! I've ate one a day for years and when I get to 100 years of age and I'm asked what my secret for a long life is...
