wonderloaf
Guru
Ride a unicycle
A/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
Save weight on your ride.
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Cut the stalk off your banana.
Surely has to save 2 or 3 grams at the very least!
Even better, just throw the whole disgusting thing in the bin!
A/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
Yeah, but I'll keep me teeth in thank youRiding naked would save a few grams. Also take out my dentures when doing a TT.
I'll pass on reading that, thank you.Christ that's not good.
Some post-recovery reading for you:
https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pet-advice/information-about-dogs-and-their-mouth-bacteria.html
GWS.
No way! I've ate one a day for years and when I get to 100 years of age and I'm asked what my secret for a long life is...
Wow, not good. GwsA/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
Remove your front wheel to save weight as you wheelie past all your mates with superior power to weight ratios.
Leave some of your cash at home...£5,000 should cover a Sunday ride if you’re careful.