I've told this here story before, but it gets better every time .....
I'm an Arsenal fan, I've been a fan through thick and thin for the last quarter century. When I say I'm an Arsenal fan I've never been to a match, or even watched a match on telly, I've no idea where they are in the league, I've no real interest in football, but as the wife supports Man U and the father in law is an Arsenal fan, I therefore am also an Arsenal fan.
Some years ago I went on a long cycle ride with many thousands of other riders (it was a test run for the Tour de France), after a few miles I found my pace, and got talking to the rather nice chap call Ian as we pootled through the Kent countryside for the day. He rode at the same speed as me and we discussed many topics, the weather, the best bike, the people cycling around us, our interests, family, jobs etc. he lived locally to me and worked for the BBC, which for Londoners is not unusual. We shared our picnic lunch in a pub and then carried on to the end of the ride.
As we passed through the finish line the combined press corps surged forward, my new mate Ian had a number of TV cameras pointed in his face and several journo's came up and asked him his impression of the ride, what he thought of his time and so on, as he worked for the BBC this did not strike me as odd as I assumed most of the TV crews would be work colleagues.
Later that evening, watching the local news on the telly, there I was with my new mate Ian as we crossed the line, even the wife was impressed and the father in law phoned up. I had to very quietly ask who he was, as I had no idea he was famous.
Ian Wright, Arsenal striker and 30+ caps for England.