Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Keith Fielding, rugby player and participant in Superstars was on my paper round. Used to give a £5 tip at Christmas.
So was my cat.I’m considered a minor celebrity in our street?
David Hemery was on my paper round when he lived in Hale Barns for a few years, big tipper at Christmas. Edit for extra name drop.Keith Fielding, rugby player and participant in Superstars was on my paper round. Used to give a £5 tip at Christmas.
My sister's godmother's brother was Ken Large.Keith Fielding, rugby player and participant in Superstars was on my paper round. Used to give a £5 tip at Christmas.
I was drinking in one of my old locals on a new years eve god knows in the mists of time. Fred Talbot used to drink there to save heating his house, I kid you not you would never meet a miser like him. He used to nurse halfs of mild and sit on his own looking fairly glum. One of my mates who knew him from school (er, yes) set fire to his broadsheet newspaper as he hid behind it.
Edit for another name drop: It may have been on the same night of Fred Talbot mayhem that on our way back to my mates flat we pulled Brian Pettifer out of a hedge that he appeared to be having a sleep in.
It is awkward meeting well known people if you are not used to knowing well known people, people generally feel they have to acknowledge them. A friend who knows says it goes with the job but I disagree with him on this, us Joe public are the tip of the iceberg for some of them who have to lock their bins in a corral to stop bin dipping journo's from taking a look at what hair products they use.How about this for a coincidence? My grandad was Arthur Askey's paper boy but always disliked him because he never got a tip from him at Christmas. My dad was Ken Dodd's paper boy but never liked him because he never got a tip from him at Christmas. I was...no one's paper boy because I couldn't be bothered getting up in the morning! I once sat next to Leona Lewis when I was bumped up on a flight to the UK from California and feeling I had to say something, I said 'We've got your new album and absolutely love it!' Her reply? 'Whatever.' as she pointedly turned her face away from me to utter not another word for the rest of the flight!
I doubt there were many in my town who did not know he was a perv. The same goes for Ray Teret, he lived about half a mile from the family home and from my first house. In the 70's people used to make humour of him having a liking for schoolgirls.Fred is now being kept warm at our expense in Her Majesty's hotels.
Yes but did your father know Lloyd George?Lloyd George knew my father.
He's not famous or nearly famous.I met Gérard Depardieu on a film set, needless to say he was hammered and there was an argument between him and my mates gran as he had not bothered learning the lines for the day.