Euphemism of the Day

[sheddy]

There have been a pair of Tits looking at my nest box just as I was about to clean it out.

sorry, meant to post on the wildlife thread.

 

[stoatsngroats]

When a trainee train driver, some decades ago, I was being mentored in use of a vacuum braked train, and the slow apply/slow release, of the brakes, as they operated sequentially from the locomotive.
The driver said ‘ its quite hard, especially when you’ve got a length on’ which provoked a good deal of childish laughter from myself, and the guard.
It’s one I will likely never forget.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Reminds me of Rogers Profanisaurus..............

Spoiler: Not Safe For Work/Wives?

http://viz.co.uk/category/rogers-profanisaurus/

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That is still causing problems for Salmond!

First of all Scotland had a Salmon and now they have a Sturgeon. Something fishy is going on.

 

[Sharky]

First of all Scotland had a Salmon and now they have a Sturgeon. Something fishy is going on.

Don't tell him Pike

 

[Dave7]

Years ago.....maybe 35 years myself and a mate were giving a lift to a much older guy.....he was in the back.
Early morning, dual carriageway A49 and the older guy says....... "I was up early, had a cup of tea then gave my wife one".
I was crying/laughing so much that (dual carriageway) I was forced to pull over.
The older guy sat there saying "what's up, what have I said".
I still see that mate and it still causes belly laughs

 

[Illaveago]

First of all Scotland had a Salmon and now they have a Sturgeon. Something fishy is going on.

Not another fish war !

 

[gbb]

I can still remember my inner chuckle when an older lady colleague mentioned to her female colleague in a conversation I overheard...
'My husband gave me a lovely pearl necklace last night'

Who knows, perhaps they were incredibly enlightened for their age...or maybe it's because it was actually her birthday the day before.

 

[Julia9054]

There have been a pair of Tits looking at my nest box just as I was about to clean it out.

sorry, meant to post on the wildlife thread.

I teach biology. There are always tits in exam questions. Question setters cruel joke on hormonal teenage boys!
You get a better class of euphemism (euphoniumism) in brass band world where it is all bell ends and fingering

 

[Fnaar]

My elderly neighbour : I'm going to get my bush trimmed. I'm getting a man in. He can do yours at the same time

 

[winjim]

I teach biology. There are always tits in exam questions. Question setters cruel joke on hormonal teenage boys!
You get a better class of euphemism (euphoniumism) in brass band world where it is all bell ends and fingering

Sounds horny.

 

[sheddy]

Back to nature -

One of Samantha’s pursuits is keeping bees. She already has three dozen or so. An expert handler is coming round to give a demonstration. He’ll carefully take out her 38 bees and soon have them flying around his head.

RIP Iain Pattinson.

 

[Beebo]

Reminds me of Rogers Profanisaurus..............

Spoiler: Not Safe For Work/Wives?

http://viz.co.uk/category/rogers-profanisaurus/

I have a hard copy! 😁

I love the silly childish humour packaged in the serious mature framework of a dictionary, with numerous call backs to other words.

 

[winjim]

Everything's a euphemism if you think about it long and hard.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Big Hair and helmets