Euphemism of the Day

[Ming the Merciless]

Big Hair and Helmets!?!

You are 9 hours late on that one 😀

 

[DCBassman]

From works about to be done here:
Welfare unit = portaloo...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Too soon to cut the lawn?

 

[Julia9054]

Too soon to cut the lawn?

Nowhere is open to get your lawn professionally seen to at the moment . . .

 

[DCBassman]

Obviously my real-world euphemism is in the wrong euphemisms thread!

 

[Cycleops]

Eroica ready.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Almost there

 

[Archie_tect]

"It's frustrating when you've put so much effort in and nothing to show for it"... Monty Don: Gardener's World.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

My throbbing lance

 

[PK99]

Must just go and polish my helmet.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Old tools

 

[captain nemo1701]

A blow for Scottish independence

(BoJo radically changes his stance...)

As do most of us I think...it's when you need to build a log cabin that you have to worry

Dropping some friends off at the pool?.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What have you fettled today?

 

[sheddy]

Country of origin: unknown

 

[Beebo]

I'm hoping for a "shepherd's delight" tomorrow, might even get the bike out .

Here’s a quote from the first day of spring thread.