Doping git thread

[Archie]

Anyone want to hazard a guess who this multi-doper is? It's a toughie but someone might get it

Lance Armstrong?

 

[SWSteve]

Anyone want to hazard a guess who this multi-doper is? It's a toughie but someone might get it

His name is on th fame 4 times, and 6 times on each wheel. It's taking he concept of sewing your name into your school jumper to the umpteenth level!

 

[HF2300]

And Fuentes reported to still be involved in doping, in cycling and triathlon
http://www.abc.es/deportes/20151015/abci-eufemiano-fuentes-201510142113.html

"Lover danger of self and money, the canary gynaecologist' according to Google Translate.

I like the way Translate refers to him as 'it' throughout. Obviously Google's bots don't have a high opinion of him either.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Jonathan Tiernan Dope due to make a return to the UK scene
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/jonathan-tiernan-locke-aims-for-return-to-cycling-after-ban/

 

[Crackle]

Jonathan Tiernan Dope due to make a return to the UK scene
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/jonathan-tiernan-locke-aims-for-return-to-cycling-after-ban/

I read that the other day with the usual sense of depression. An unrepentant sinner.

 

[Bollo]

Jonathan Tiernan Dope due to make a return to the UK scene
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/jonathan-tiernan-locke-aims-for-return-to-cycling-after-ban/

Working in the property business while banned apparently. It least he's been giving something back.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Mauro Santambrogio gets a 3-year ban for his second offence. Lucky it's only 3 years?

http://cyclingtips.com.au/2015/10/t...-for-santambrogio-after-second-positive-test/

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Mauro Santambrogio gets a 3-year ban for his second offence. Lucky it's only 3 years?

But he was trying for a baby...god bless 'im.

Cheating daffodil.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Just spotted that Race Radio has posed the following question on twitter:
"Which B-Sample result is delayed because the FBI is investigating if the rider was spiked/sabotaged by his ex-wife?"

It would appear the answer is:
Tom Danielson

I've not encountered that one before...

 

[ColinJ]

Just spotted that Race Radio has posed the following question on twitter:
"Which B-Sample result is delayed because the FBI is investigating if the rider was spiked/sabotaged by his ex-wife?"

It would appear the answer is:
Tom Danielson

I've not encountered that one before...

I think that Tyler Hamilton's 'vanishing twin' explanation for a failed blood test will never be bettered!

(Well, I suppose having a pathologically jealous invisible twin who sneaks into labs to spike your samples would be even better, but who would believe that? Actually, nobody believed the vanishing twin story either! )

 

[Stonechat]

I think that Tyler Hamilton's 'vanishing twin' explanation for a failed blood test will never be bettered!

(Well, I suppose having a pathologically jealous invisible twin who sneaks into labs to spike your samples would be even better, but who would believe that? Actually, nobody believed the vanishing twin story either! )

Some people have been found to be chimeras , it just shows the creative thinking of the dopers and theremedical backup

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Some people have been found to be chimeras

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Mondory handed a 4 year ban - he'll be near to the perfect age and preparation for the Vuelta once it's over
http://velonews.competitor.com/2015...r-year-ban-for-epo_388457#OIPADrCgZvGQC58b.99

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

...speaking of doping oldies and the Vuelta; it's goodbye from Horner
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/end-of-the-line-for-horner/

 

[mjr]

Storyville: Lance Armstrong - Stop at Nothing, BBC Four now.