Doping git thread

[fossyant]

But he was trying for a baby...god bless 'im.

Cheating daffodil.

Very. Taking Testosterone actually stops Sperm production. He would need Chlomid to kick start his balls.

Farkin idiots the lot of them. I have to have Testosterone injected every two weeks (farkin hurts after - i.e. dead leg (arse cheek) after 24 hours). My level's don't even get near normal after a year of treatment, and the usual dose is every 3 weeks. The abuse levels are 3 injections a WEEK... !!!!

Dopers are really stupid idiots. Yep you won't have kids unless you take stupid amounts of crap...

 

[fossyant]

PS any test for Testosterone, is the artificial stuff. It's close to the natural stuff, and works just the same, but is easily traceable. If there is any "artificial" in your system, then it's down to 1 reason - either no balls or farked ones (backed up by loads and loads of blood tests over months and months) !! No other reason for the stuff to be there.

SIMPLE !

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

5 cyclists amongst Portuguese athletes with biological passport abnormalities, identities to be revealed in late December.

http://www.ciclismointernacional.co...-algarve-de-lujo-rominger-quiere-sonar-y-mas/

 

[rich p]

5 cyclists amongst Portuguese athletes with biological passport abnormalities, identities to be revealed in late December.

http://www.ciclismointernacional.co...-algarve-de-lujo-rominger-quiere-sonar-y-mas/

It's in forrin

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

It's in forrin

Have you not got google translate yet? I thunked you southerner ponces were way ahead of us Scotch Jock peeps...

"Doping: Five positive in Portugal: A Bola, one of the most prestigious sports newspaper in Portugal, revealed a few days ago a doping scandal that includes a dozen athletes from around the country. Among them are five riders who have abnormalities in their biological passport.

The World Anti This year, it had increased the number of checks in Portugal and the number of samples taken to keep a tighter control of the biological passport.

According to A Bola explains, the President of the Portuguese Cycling Federation held a meeting with the managers of the six professional teams in the country (W52-Quinta da Lixa, Efapel, Radio Popular-Boavista, Louletano-Ray Energy, Team Tavira and LA aluminum-Antarte) to try this case.

The identity of the athletes involved (a cyclist could add more because there is a case that is under study) will be known in late December and will have to declare before Portugal Anti-Doping Agency."

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Whistleblowers are crucial
http://cyclingtips.com.au/2015/11/w...hey-are-crucial-for-cycling-and-other-sports/

But the costs are dear...
http://cyclingtips.com.au/2015/11/whistleblowers-part-2-the-cost-of-speaking-out/

 

[User169]

Latest bunch of nobbers...

http://www.uci.ch/mm/Document/News/CleanSport/17/32/52/Copyof20151203SanctionsADRVEN20_English.pdf

Check out the 8 year ban!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Froome's data
http://chrisfroome.esquire.co.uk/

 

[Crackle]

Froome's data
http://chrisfroome.esquire.co.uk/

Esquire!

Very interesting and seemingly consistent, like Vayer still being a twat.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Esquire!

Very interesting and seemingly consistent, like Vayer still being a twat.

How dare you talk about God like that! Meanwhile, anyone who cycles off with another bike in tow to clean them in a car wash deserves to fall off.

 

[Crackle]

anyone who cycles off with another bike in tow to clean them in a car wash deserves to fall off.

Well I wasn't off to clean them but I may have done it and I may have tangled up and fallen off but at least I'm in good company now. Bet Antoine's never done it.

 

[smutchin]

Very interesting and seemingly consistent, like Vayer still being a twat.

Vayer really does come across as a right plonker. The tests are suspicious if they aren't conducted by Vayer himself? FFS.

 

[Hont]

Froome's data
http://chrisfroome.esquire.co.uk/

The very fact that he has done it gives him more credibility IMHO. But I can't see it shutting the skeptics up nor stopping some people standing on a mountainside with a bottle of yellow liquid in their hands.

 

[Crackle]

Vayer really does come across as a right plonker. The tests are suspicious if they aren't conducted by Vayer himself? FFS.

Don't forget the cheering. All cheered tests are also nullified.

Ross Tucker has written some weasley words as well. He's actually using the word 'Alien' in his graphs. What a twat.

 

[smutchin]

Ross Tucker should do a column on the science of moving goalposts.

If I were GSK, I'd be thinking about suing Vayer for his slanderous questioning of my credibilty.