Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
I would only differ with the term "vanishingly rare". Subsititute "not particularly common" and I'm happy. What first piqued my interest was the lottery and asteroid references which I thought were hyperbole.You are trying to throw our arguments out via calling us perfect and things never happen. None of us ever said that. What we did say is that incidents that render a bike unrideable are vanishingly rare and that still stands. With the caveat that if you aren’t mechanically sympathetic or a novice a longer ride on your own isn’t a good idea. By changing your riding style right now you can reduce that even more.
Don't ride your bike more than 10 miles because it might become unrideable isn’t a good argument.
It's not something that bothers me personally anyway because I'm lucky enough to have a turbo, so I don't need to ride outside at all at the moment.