winjim
Straddle the line, discord and rhyme
Nobody actually does a parachute jump for charity. They do a parachute jump because they want to, the charity bit it a ruse to get people to pay for it. I can well believe that they only raise about £30 each since the first £250ish of sponsorship goes to fund the jump itself. It makes me very angry that people could even consider asking me to fund their jollies, and that I come across as tight for refusing.

(as long as you don't count riding when it really wasn't safe to do so: I only rode because I'd put a helmet on, ergo was safe
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