Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
You could win the challenge with that post
The down into Folkestone sounds good but it just may be the train home unless you know a shortcut for that hill as well on the return leg.
hey! @Hill Wimp c'm 'ere. don't tell the others but if i'm going on a long ride I'll always make sure there's a train station at the destination...