You're a
nutter hard man too,
@djb1971 !
You crossed out the wrong bit, you also left ****ing idiot out too. Actually I must be a hard man. ...........
Pssssst, psssssst,
I'm going to tell you a secret.
I've only told my wife so far, it's THAT secret!
I fell over trying to take a photo on one of the mountains. I propped my bike up on a rock, stepped back a few feet, composed the shot, walked forward to crop some junk out of shot.
Bugger.................
I fell forwards, panicking about my phone hitting the deck. I held both of my arms up to protect my precious. This was really, really stupid. My moobs broke my fall, on a rock, I also hit another rock with my right knee, and another with my right elbow.
I now have a swollen and bruised knee, elbow and one massive black moob.
I've also cracked two ribs. Please don't make me laugh, seriously, it bloody hurts.
I still managed a few more days on the bike though
It actually could've been really nasty, I could've hit my face and ruined my rugged* looks
*that means old and worn