Surely no feet, please no feet or footwear or faffing or faltering or fiddling or foolery. Apart from that...You are so right @potsy
To give you and 3BM a fighting chance I've decided to set the new comp baring you two in mind so the rules are:
Must be outside
Must have a bike
Must have a word beginning with F in it BUT only one person can use the word so say I declare the word FORK then nobody else can use it for their F word. No swearing either ;-)
For @SatNavSaysStraightOn she is allowed to break either the outside rule or the bike rule but not both given. Her limitations of getting around.
Ok?