CycleChat's cycling twonk of the year

[September]

Going back to childhood, I remember when I was really young (about 10ish), trying to impress some girls by going no-handed.

Litterally fell on my face.

 

[dan_bo]

Rode to work without my trousers this morning. Ho hum.

 

[cosmicbike]

Rode to work without my trousers this morning. Ho hum.

Without them on, or just without them. The first I'd have expected you to notice..

 

[dan_bo]

Without them on, or just without them. The first I'd have expected you to notice..

Without them to wear after I arrived at work.

Waiting for the missus to (very kindly) drop them off. Sat here in me spandex..........

 

[cosmicbike]

Without them to wear after I arrived at work.

Waiting for the missus to (very kindly) drop them off. Sat here in me spandex..........

Ah yes, the feeling of being sat in the office in my lycra, the girls all loved it....

 

[AndyRM]

Rode to work without my trousers this morning. Ho hum.

I have ridden in on numerous occasions without shirts and trousers. It's very annoying, but fortunately my tailor George is close at hand for all my needs.

 

[dan_bo]

Ah yes, the feeling of being sat in the office in my lycra, the girls all loved it....

I'm getting mentally undressed by 76 year old John and 55 year old Paul. Count yourself lucky.

 

[cosmicbike]

I'm getting mentally undressed by 76 year old John and 55 year old Paul. Count yourself lucky.

The mental image
Made my day

 

[September]

I'm getting mentally undressed by 76 year old John and 55 year old Paul. Count yourself lucky.

You should do some thrusts under the guise of stretches.... Preferably in their direction.

 

[AndyRM]

You should do some thrusts under the guise of stretches.... Preferably in their direction.

Lunges are also good.

 

[cosmicbike]

I'm getting mentally undressed by 76 year old John and 55 year old Paul. Count yourself lucky.

You should do some thrusts under the guise of stretches.... Preferably in their direction.

Lunges are also good.

Please stop, it's hurting now...

 

[EltonFrog]

In my late teens (1960,s) was commuting into London by train, got back to the station at midnight in a " tired and emotional" state, didn't fancy the 2 miles walk home so "borrowed until morning" an old clunker left in the bike shed.

Shot off along the road, tried to freewheel up to first junction and was launched into space followed by nose diving into tarmac..my introduction to fixies.

Brilliant.

 

[Ganymede]

Lunges are also good.

A little yoga? A long-held "downward-facing dog" will make you the toast of the office...

 

[dan_bo]

You should do some thrusts under the guise of stretches.... Preferably in their direction.

 

[DCLane]

When I was a lad I fancied trying to ride my bike with my hands crossed over
Seems my brain could not the reversal and ended up with scraped elbow

Oh ****....
Has anyone else just thought 'I have to try that and see' even knowing now the inevitable result. Damn you...

Yes

@Stonechat - where do I send the doctor's note, prescription and bill for repairs?