Coronavirus outbreak

[kingrollo]

The post is simplistically amusing as a comment on the scares that regularly arise these days except for the fact that no-one said those things were going to kill us all.

Y2K was my favourite, although none of them come close to the Cuba crisis.

The daily express has almost daily been predicting an artic blast - snow storms almost every day since October - track it for few days hilarious.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/06/cope-without-toilet-paper-case-coronavirus-related-shortage-12358036/

 

[slowmotion]

Just clean your bum with your fingers and a jug of water, FFS. Most of the world's population does. The rest of the "civilised World" leave piles of Andrex behind every rock on every trekking trail in Nepal. They probably hang dog sh*t in plastic bags from trees, every time they go for a walk too.
Maybe we are overdue for a thinning out of the herd.

 

[kingrollo]

The post is simplistically amusing as a comment on the scares that regularly arise these days except for the fact that no-one said those things were going to kill us all.

Y2K was my favourite, although none of them come close to the Cuba crisis.

The daily express has almost daily been predicting an artic blast - snow storms almost every day since October - track it for few days hilarious

 

[kingrollo]

Just clean your bum with your fingers and a jug of water, FFS. Most of the world's population does. The rest of the "civilised World" leave piles of Andrex behind every rock on every trekking trail in Nepal. They probably hang dog sh*t in plastic bags from trees, every time they go for a walk too.
Maybe we are overdue for a thinning out of the herd.

Yeah some people wouldn't be a loss to the gene pool.
It's feckin death by pasta as well !!!

 

[kingrollo]

Just clean your bum with your fingers and a jug of water, FFS. Most of the world's population does. The rest of the "civilised World" leave piles of Andrex behind every rock on every trekking trail in Nepal. They probably hang dog sh*t in plastic bags from trees, every time they go for a walk too.
Maybe we are overdue for a thinning out of the herd.

I'm going to get Mrs KR to do mine.

Be good practice for when my arse muscles relax in 15 years time !!!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Length of hose from the bathroom sink to the loo, job jobbed (or jobbie jobbed)

 

[slowmotion]

Have bum guns sold out yet?
You read it here first, folks.

 

[slowmotion]

The Romans used natural sponges and running water. Gwyneth Paltrow is probably working on the case.

 

[Beebo]

The UK doesn’t have any manufacturing facilities to mass produce a vaccine even if we can develop one.

“Peter Piot, director of the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine, said that there was no guarantee that large producers such as China, the US and the EU would reserve supplies of vaccines for Britain.
“It will be your own people first,” he said. The lack of a British facility was “a national security risk”, he added.”

 

[Levo-Lon]

Biggest threat to the UK is Facebook and other shyte peddler sites.

Peterborough walk in center went into total meltdown in the week when a person was told to go there as she was unwell, she then mentioned her friend had just come back from Italy.

Place was emptied ,police called, they tried to lock the woman in the building.

So we have now got to a state of professional panic , pathetic ott idiots

 

[tom73]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-51771584
Visitors steal hand sanitiser gel from hospital inc ripping them from wall
FFS what's wrong with these people. Great work put already ill people at even bigger risk not to mention the staff the very people ones who these people will no doubt need at some point.

 

[tom73]

Two cases now in my area.... I'm I in a panic ..... no
Say's a lot about our local council just when you need to get a sensible message out. The best they can do is hide it on the website on the news page which no one users as it full of boring meeting and committee stuff.

 

[Blue Hills]

I couldn't really give a shite if you have a cough.

What have you caught?
Sounds savage.
Hope it doesn't spread.

 

[Stephenite]

Here's one for the conspiracy theorists

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

If you zoom in on the red dot on the UK you come to Longtown, Cumbria. Centre of the foot-and-mouth crisis and secret military base!

If you scratch a little beneath the surface it all starts to makes sense. ​