Coronavirus outbreak

[perplexed]

No, she's booked for the twentyseventeenth.

Of when, I ponder? Septober, Octember or No-wonder?*



*apologies for mangling Laurel and Hardy...

 

[marinyork]

It's now being reported that the website for ordering nose testing kits will have capacity 'increased' in the next few days to 18,000 per day .

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Covid doesn’t scare me.....I’ve got the cure. I’m just setting up a drip before taking my Dettol enema.

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You do know you're squirting it in the wrong end?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Well it turns out that the Harrogate Nightingale has now postponed taking patients indefinitely so my son has lost his job. Some porters and domestics being transferred to Airedale and LGI but not a goer for my son as he doesn't drive.
We will be having a bbq tonight to celebrate the shortest career in history. Newbie cleaner, promoted to domestic supervisor and then out of work all within the space of 3 weeks!

They can furlough him!

 

[Tanis8472]

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/Acyn/status/1253448138813173760

You do know you're squirting it in the wrong end?

Never heard of anal bleaching ?

🤮

 

[tom73]

Covid doesn’t scare me.....I’ve got the cure. I’m just setting up a drip before taking my Dettol enema.

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Either that or your doing a remake of button moon.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Sky News Poll, shows an interesting response among the general public that may not correlate with the views expressed in the CC world.
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The 4th Estate are an irrelevance as far as trusting in truth goes: I'm not sure if there is any acceptable alternative though; the flip side of free speech is that lies, half-truths and mischievous speculation are tolerated and indeed are grist to the mill for some people.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

or in the uk anyone receiving state benefits !!!

Nice.

 

[tom73]

It's just worse Grant Shapps is going the briefing and he's got a new transport plan ... Oh what can possibly go wrong ?
Remind me what times the next train ?

 

[tom73]

The standard of press questions at the briefings has been crap since day one.
Now some clown has just asked a question about Bexit

 

[kingrollo]

FFS - apparently no checks are made on the testing website on whether you are an essential worker or not.

 

[mjr]

FFS - apparently no checks are made on the testing website on whether you are an essential worker or not.

Source, please? An IT blooper from government is unbelievable

 

[tom73]

Yep it's a free for all and it's just been confirmed in public.

 

[Julia9054]

They can furlough him!

I believe you have to have been working since before a certain date to be eligible. He has been employed (agency) for only 3 weeks

 

[marinyork]

FFS - apparently no checks are made on the testing website on whether you are an essential worker or not.

Probably doesn't make much difference. 10 million key workers. Apparently included families. Might be as much as a third or half the population.