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deptfordmarmoset

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Armonmy Way
Selection criteria could be anyone stupid enough to believe Trump!
They'll be buying shares in Mar a Lago Disinjectant next.
 

tom73

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
He s right - it's just the selection criteria that needs to be eastablished. You get I'll with the virus - we inject you with disenfectant - you die - problem solved.
It's brilliant.

You've missed out a few bit's
Some states are now opening up hair dressers , nail bars, and even tattoo placers. So you may die but at least you can look nice and have the undertaker think oh nice tattoo.
 

icowden

Veteran
Location
Surrey
He came out with the same crap last week at the H&SC select committee. The clever thing to do is find out why but then again no-one even asking the question. Finding a test is hard enough that's if you get past hoops you need to go though 1st.

Agreed. It's not like there has been a public information roll out "your local testing centre is here - come for a test". Yesterday was the first information saying that keyworkers and their families could be tested, but it still isn't that clear how to access.

I found a link on Sky news to the government website:-

Coronavirus test: applications closed
You can’t currently register for a COVID-19 test. Please check back here later.

If you need any information and advice on COVID-19, read our pages on coronavirus.
 

marinyork

Resting in suspended Animation
Location
Logopolis
Anyone have a clue of a reliable source of information on just what our total testing capacity is ?
inc all PHE labs, hospital labs and all the many small labs now signing up to help out.
The testing numbers just sound all pie in sky numbers with no real idea of what we really can achieve.
Being thrown about by government, MP's,press and the media as some sort of prize for the best / worse numbers

Three lots of figures being mixed up, by Hancock, perhaps deliberately.

I don't have currently reliable sources, although if you take what the government says itself at other times, that seems accurate enough.

The current old fashioned professional nose sticker uppers capacity seems to be around 40,000. The two biobanks scheduled to opening/getting their arse in gear (Milton Keynes too a long time) etc will add another 36,000-50,000. This is what Hancock's talking about along with a few other labs.

The ONS study is 300,000 people per week by mostly small labs.

The essential workers kits seem to be being done by various small labs not in current capacity. The essential workers drive throughs and the place will be the all the drop off points which is being expanded (a lot of concern here on a dearth in the east of the country). It's unclear from what Valance said ages ago whether some of these will have more mobile/PCR set ups run by pros hiding out in tents/cabins on site. I have a cynical suspicion that the DIY nose kits will be sent to the three biobank sites whilst capacity continues to be unused though! And then in two week's time hancock is asked this and says well that's what was planned all along.

All of that seems plausible numbers wise when you tot it up. The concern there is for me you'll get very differential take up by job/sector.

From a practical point of view we're likely past the peak of wave-1. It's kind of too late for that. The use of this is it'll interact with wave-2. It's also too little for how broad 'essential workers' is defined.
 
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tom73

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
On the other hand just be to collect something in the village where I live. Nearly every drive has one, mostly two cars parked on it. That is not normal on a workday.

Well maybe so but the posh end round here was like you say was all cars all parked up working from home.But not anymore it's like any normal day now. Things are slipping maybe slowly maybe in small area of the county but it's moving.
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next

tom73

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
Three lots of figures being mixed up, by Hancock, perhaps deliberately.

I don't have currently reliable sources, although if you take what the government says itself at other times, that seems accurate enough.

The current old fashioned professional nose sticker uppers capacity seems to be around 40,000. The two biobanks scheduled to opening/getting their arse in gear (Milton Keynes too a long time) etc will add another 36,000-50,000. This is what Hancock's talking about along with a few other labs.

The ONS study is 300,000 people per week by mostly small labs.

The essential workers kits seem to be being done by various small labs not in current capacity. The essential workers drive throughs and the place will be the all the drop off points which is being expanded (a lot of concern here on a dearth in the east of the country). It's unclear from what Valance said ages ago whether some of these will have more mobile/PCR set ups run by pros hiding out in tents/cabins on site. I have a cynical suspicion that the DIY nose kits will be sent to the three biobank sites whilst capacity continues to be unused though! And then in two week's time hancock is asked this and says well that's what was planned all along.

All of that seems plausible numbers wise when you tot it up. The concern there is for me you'll get very differential take up by job/sector.

From a practical point of view we're likely past the peak of wave-1. It's kind of too late for that. The use of this is it'll interact with wave-2. It's also too little for how broad 'essential workers' is defined.

Right thanks for that.
So we may well have labs space but not a hope of using it as We've got the labs but you can't have a test.
All so Hancock and co can say look how great this is. we told you we'd have all these tests and look how clear we are we've even more space left over.

Do we have any reliable number of test centre capacity ? Or any real idea if we have them in the right placers ?
The mobile testing set up's sound like way too late to me that should have been set up on day one.
The whole thing is just a total mess from start to finish. We don't have a hope of getting anything remotely looking joined up if they stick to it will be fine thinking. It's like a joe bloggs version of the PPE screw up.
 
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PeteXXX

PeteXXX

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Hamtun
I checked on the gov.uk site about getting checked as I'm a Key Worker, as per announcement yesterday. All I managed to get to was the 'Yes, but only if you are self isolating' page.
This was between 08.00 & 09.30.
Has it been updated (and overwhelmed) since then, or did I misunderstand the announcement?
Incidentally, Sky News link also directed me towards the possibly out of date link.
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
Anyone have a clue of a reliable source of information on just what our total testing capacity is ?
I don't know, but I have noticed that negative tests are conspicuously missing from the stacked bar chart of testing they keep showing at briefings. Putting that and "unused tests" on that would be a start at getting a useful picture.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Anyone have a clue of a reliable source of information on just what our total testing capacity is ?
inc all PHE labs, hospital labs and all the many small labs now signing up to help out.
The testing numbers just sound all pie in sky numbers with no real idea of what we really can achieve.
Being thrown about by government, MP's,press and the media as some sort of prize for the best / worse numbers

I suspect that they've been stockpiling testing kits in order to use all of them on the 30th, to 'prove' that they got to 100 000 tests in a day. If I'm right you will see a slump in tests conducted well into May.
 

tom73

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
I checked on the gov.uk site about getting checked as I'm a Key Worker, as per announcement yesterday. All I managed to get to was the 'Yes, but only if you are self isolating' page.
This was between 08.00 & 09.30.
Has it been updated (and overwhelmed) since then, or did I misunderstand the announcement?
Incidentally, Sky News link also directed me towards the possibly out of date link.

No your right expect that it's now not working at all.
 
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PeteXXX

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
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Location
Hamtun
No your right expect that it's now not working at all.
My company has told us that they will give me/us the opportunity to be tested at the earliest opportunity, whenever that might be. Meanwhile, I'll carry on with my job, slathered in antibac..
 
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