Corona Virus: How Are We Doing?

[SpokeyDokey]

I have to confess that I am more than a bit fuming, and equally, I am very baffled at some of the logic applied to the £10k grant for businesses operating in premises that qualify the small business rates relief.

Having spoken to someone who operates a small business (one man band) out of a tiny office telling me he will be receiving a £10k grant I am gobsmacked.

He earns around £130k pa.

His business flow has not been, and nor will it be, affected by CV.

How can this be right?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just been to do some laundry stuff up at the local laundry. Me and the woman who works in there everynight and who i've got to know quite well says the Illuminati/New World Order are responsible for C19. I'm always open to listen to others opinions about stuff. After listening to her for half an hour i think she has a point!

 

[Rocky]

Just been to do some laundry stuff up at the local laundry. Me and the woman who works in there everynight and who i've got to know quite well says New Order are responsible for C19. I'm always open to listen to others opinions about stuff. After listening to her for half an hour i think she has a point!
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I've always liked New Order.....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Just listening to the phone in on https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_lancashire
There was the presenter the other week saying 'It's just another flu' blah blah. Now he's chastising callers who say the same stuff he was saying the other week!

Never ever listen to phone-ins, they’re just magnets for farkwits....

 

[Rocky]

Never ever listen to phone-ins, they’re just magnets for farkwits....

I spend my time listening to them these days.........oh hold on

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I spend my time listening to them these days.........oh hold on

They put you on hold?

 

[HMS_Dave]

Just been to do some laundry stuff up at the local laundry. Me and the woman who works in there everynight and who i've got to know quite well says the Illuminati/New World Order are responsible for C19. I'm always open to listen to others opinions about stuff. After listening to her for half an hour i think she has a point!
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I don't buy it. I've heard all the conspiracy theories and i don't buy any of them. People like to create a big nasty baddie in times of turmoil. But the inconvenient truth is that it was all just a matter of time before we saw something like this...

 

[Rocky]

They put you on hold?

The only person who will hold me, these days.....

 

[HMS_Dave]

The only person who will hold me, these days.....

Id hold you. Id even give you a

 

[Rocky]

Id hold you. Id even give you a

Thank you

 

[Rusty Nails]

Just been to do some laundry stuff up at the local laundry. Me and the woman who works in there everynight and who i've got to know quite well says the Illuminati/New World Order are responsible for C19. I'm always open to listen to others opinions about stuff. After listening to her for half an hour i think she has a point!
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That's nothing, there's a girl works down the chip shop thinks I'm Elvis.

 

[Rocky]

That's nothing, there's a girl works down the chip shop thinks I'm Elvis.

....another one of my favourite songs. I really miss Kirsty McColl.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Never ever listen to phone-ins, they’re just magnets for farkwits....

I think some of this bloke's callers are actors. One example why i think so. One bloke who calls in calls himself Glenn. He's been on over the last year or so saying his PIP(personal independent payment, to those who don't know what it is). Now i had lots of hassle with my PIP,so after he said he worked as a trolley pusher at Accrington Tesco i thought i'd call there and ask to see him so i could offer some advice. When i went i asked a trolley pusher if he was Glenn and if he wasn't when would he be working next. His reply was 'there isn't a Glenn who works here'. Yes,he could be a genuine caller who made it up about working there,but listening to him,he sounds like he's putting it on. One night he phoned in saying he was going to Blackpool for a holiday. He then asked where it was and how to get there. He says he's in his early 40's and has lived in Accrington all his life,yet he doesn't know where Blackpool is(Accy to Blackpool 36 miles)!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

....another one of my favourite songs. I really miss Kirsty McColl.

I don't think she's dead. She'll be with Elvis,Princess Diana and Lord Lucan on an island far far away!

 

[Salty seadog]

Id hold you. Id even give you a

Thank you